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Westministenders: Reployed back to No Deal Planning

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2020 22:52

Now Covid-19 is over (yeah I know right) lots of civil servants who were switched from brexit no deal planning to covid-19 planning have been switched back to their original remit.

For some reason this doesn't exactly fill me with confidence.

We've also seen yet another doubling down on the EU not being flexible and how they need to make a deal. And lots of rhetoric about being serious about no transiton planning.

Remember we have something of a deadline looming at the end of next month.

So before we are even out of this crisis, the government have lost interest. Today's press conference was an eye opener - Van Tam openly said that the time taken to get test results was too long and wasn't good enough yet and meant track and trace wasnt still operational despite it being such a crucial factor in being able to go into the next phase as planned on 1st June.

Another deadline we won't make - the Manchester Nightgale still has patients and the local authorities in the NW are going mental. So the government is playing more silly buggers over blame and villianising the evil workshy teachers. Noting the government guidance for teachers on how to teacher children at home says fuck all and the guidance on reopening schools makes a Theresa May dog ate my homework style document look positively well thought out, in terms of practicality. (Not even going to touch on the question of whether its safe - the whether its workable one is more important).

I guess that means things are getting back to normal at least.

A recession looms, but workers rights are now fair game and fully in the government cross hairs - as we see from a lack of PPE for the 'heroes' and the attacks on the teachers. As well as the carers who were sold down river. That'll be the ununionised carers...

Taking back control.

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DrBlackbird · 24/05/2020 17:26

Now he's referring to himself as a model father? Not sure how well that'll go down...

StSaulOfSnacks · 24/05/2020 17:28

Cant watch. Its giving me an attack if the nerves. Integrity?

AuldAlliance · 24/05/2020 17:28

Thanks for all your sympathy, and for the offer of help, pretty. Not much to be done, I don't think, but it's very kind of you.

I think we'll just have to set up Ocado deliveries for Dad and cross our fingers. Waiting for post-op news now.

DrBlackbird · 24/05/2020 17:29

Auld I think sister should go because Boris says it's fine to follow your instincts, rather than the rules. In fact, it will be seen as responsible and sensible to do so.

OhLookHeKickedTheBall · 24/05/2020 17:32

The Politco guy is asking a decent question at least. Making him bumble like mad

prettybird · 24/05/2020 17:32

Essentially BJ is promulgating the concept that lockdown. is. over. in England at least because it's just a case of "acting responsibly in your own opinion."

Especially as he didn't actually answer the question about Barnard Castle and in doing so, implies that he did indeed go there "but acted responsibly"

ConfusedAngryConfusedAngryHmm

DrBlackbird · 24/05/2020 17:34

His performance, dissembling, and continued defence of the indefensible is disgusting. I've had to turn it off.

AuldAlliance · 24/05/2020 17:34

DrBlackbird
You're right.
I'm sure the police and authorities would understand entirely. She could stop off at a range of beauty spots on the way. Maybe find someone with symptoms who could travel with her?

God, BJ is painful to listen to.
"...relatives living nearby who could come, in a socially distancing way." Could have ended that sentence better, really.

Sostenueto · 24/05/2020 17:35

Reporters being cut off and muted and it turns out they( Cummings) looked after their child themselves. Boris still arguing that he did no wrong. Just shows the real face of this Government. Boris getting more agitated and angry when questioned.

rogueantimatter · 24/05/2020 17:36

Ask about toilet stops

JessicaDay · 24/05/2020 17:37

This is beneath contempt.

Sostenueto · 24/05/2020 17:37

Auld💐

ListeningQuietly · 24/05/2020 17:38

I do not want ANY public Inquiry into this
I Want NAO investigations
as they are fast (like three to four months)
and they have as many legal powers as most public inquiries
support your local National Audit Office Grin

pussycatinboots · 24/05/2020 17:38

He keeps saying that Dom "Self isolated" - but he DIDN'T, he had his wife and kid with him - That.is.not.fucking.self-isolating!
Twat

RigaBalsam · 24/05/2020 17:39

You mean they call it Barnard Carsel? I had a friend from there who tended to call it Barney, or Barnard Cassel to give the town its full title.

@peregrina yes we call it Barney but I was thinking more of the accentuation
On the R in Barnard. Ours is more silent.

That briefing was disgraceful.

AuldAlliance · 24/05/2020 17:39

" I think we'll be, erm, back tomorrow."
Is he not sure?

DGRossetti · 24/05/2020 17:39

Of course, people are free to believe what they want. But we are judged for it eventually.

If anyone is believing this crock, they're in the killfile ...

DrBlackbird · 24/05/2020 17:40

The question on all our minds: what has DC got on Johnson?? Something big.

prettybird · 24/05/2020 17:40

So no-one from Sky (and of course not Channel 4) - and not a long press conference Hmm.

Although I'm spoilt from watching the Scottish Government press briefings which are a) always on time and b) always at least an hour long. Wink

ListeningQuietly · 24/05/2020 17:41

PS
For the purposes of implementing employment law and crime prevention, Moto and Welcome Break would be well within their rights to check their ANPR data to see what times his car entered their premises
and then check the relevant CCTV to see where he and his family went
and then compare that with the sickness records of their staff
just saying

rogueantimatter · 24/05/2020 17:44

Gary Gibbons is C4

Such nasty comments implying that members of the public, including a doctor in Oxford failed to understand the rules. The rules allowed for travel to provide childcare, not to get it in the event that you might need it.

pointythings · 24/05/2020 17:46

Meanwhile Sir Michael Wilshaw floats (again) the idea that the summer holidays should be cancelled so that students can catch up with missed work. Because those lazy teachers haven't been doing anything for the past 2 months and definitely don't need any kind of break.

prettybird · 24/05/2020 17:46

I'm not so sure that DC actually has anything on BJ. It could just be that BJ doesn't have a clue about how to be a PM - his objective was just to become PM Wink - and he is shit scared of having to think for himself and, Shock, do some work Hmm

Piggywaspushed · 24/05/2020 17:50

Channel 4 was there.
I am so livid.
Livid.
Very livid.

Livid about Cummings livid about lies about schools.

Livid that Johson was livid with the wrong people.

Livid at the implication that bad parents deal themselves up with z child instead of travelling to a country pile.

That child was staying with its grandparents. Mark my words.

TheABC · 24/05/2020 17:55

@DrBlackbird, that is the question.

Johnson has done all the usual embarrassing scandals, lies by default and been exonerated in a criminal investigation. Unless Dom has pictures of him with a sex trafficked 15-year-old on his lap, I am struggling to think of anything that could bring him down.

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