The Brexit Arms - Counting Down the Days...

[SingingLily]

Welcome to the Brexit Arms!

We are temporarily under new management but worry not, the ship is still steady as we sail on to 12 December. A quick recap of the events of the last week or two:

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Anyone of any political persuasion who is prepared to join in, eschew goadery, and enjoy a laugh, welcome. First drinks are on the house.

On second thoughts, perhaps it should be "two referendums and Nationalised Electricity"

“On second thoughts, perhaps it should be "two referendums and Nationalised Electricity" grin”

✊🥀🙌🙌🙌

On the third day of christmas, my true love gave to meeee, 3 amendments by Benn, two referendums and Nationalised Electricityyyy 🎶

“On the other channel was comrade Corbyn, seemingly defending the rights of terrorists.”

Shocked I am! Shocked!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Four bank holidays
Three Benn amendments
Two referendums
And Nationalised Electricity 🎶

Stumped on Five though

Five crappy olden thiiiings...

Four Bank holidays
Three Benn amendments
Two referendums
And Nationalised Electrictyyyy 🎶

Got it!

Five closed Eyes!

Five closed Eyes! !!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Epic, we could have a seasonal Election hit on our hands.

For Twelve, could we have "Twelve months of Winter"?

Coz that's what it would feel like....

Six wreaths a-laying?

On the 6th day of Xmas, Jezza gave to me:

Six wreaths for laying,

Fiiiive Cloooosed Eyes.

Four Bank holidays,
Three Benn amendments,
Two referendums
And nationalised electricity 🎶

😂😂😂😂😂

Xpost Lily!!!!!!!

😂Dusty. Great minds...

😂😂😂😂

On the seventh day of christmas my trie love gave to me.

Seven definitions for Women
Six wreaths a laying

Five, closed eyyyyeesss.

Four Bank holidays,
Three Benn amendments,
Two referendums
And nationalised electricity 🎶

On the Eighth day of christmas Corbzy gave to me:

Eight comrades toiling
Seven definitions for Women
Six wreaths a laying

Five, closed eyyyyeesss.

Four Bank holidays,
Three Benn amendments,
Two referendums
And nationalised electricity 🎶

On the Ninth day of christmas Jezbollah gave to me:

Nine Fan-boys chanting
Eight comrades toiling
Seven definitions for Women
Six wreaths a laying

Five, closed eyyyyeesss.

Four Bank holidays,
Three Benn amendments,
Two referendums
And nationalised electricity 🎶

On the Tenth day of christmas Jezsus gave to me:

Ten dodged apologies
Nine Fan-boys chanting
Eight comrades toiling
Seven definitions for Women
Six wreaths a laying

Five, closed eyyyyeesss.

Four Bank holidays,
Three Benn amendments,
Two referendums
And nationalised electricity 🎶

On the Eleventh day of christmas Corbyninski gave to me:

Eleven Brexit policies
Ten dodged apologies
Nine Fan-boys chanting
Eight comrades toiling
Seven definitions for Women
Six wreaths a laying

Five, closed eyyyyeesss.

Four Bank holidays,
Three Benn amendments,
Two referendums
And nationalised electricity 🎶

Singing? Fancy the twelfth and final line? ✊🥀

Or anyone else?

On the Twelfth day of christmas comrade Corbyn gave to me:

Twelve Unions striking
Eleven Brexit policies
Ten dodged apologies
Nine Fan-boys chanting
Eight comrades toiling
Seven definitions for Women
Six wreaths a laying

Five, closed eyyyyeesss.

Four Bank holidays,
Three Benn amendments,
Two referendums
And nationalised electricity 🎶

Bravo! 👏👏

Can anyone get it on twitter.

Shame marrow jam couldn't have been inserted...

Brilliant 😂