The Brexit Arms - Counting Down the Days...

[SingingLily]

Welcome to the Brexit Arms!

We are temporarily under new management but worry not, the ship is still steady as we sail on to 12 December. A quick recap of the events of the last week or two:

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Anyone of any political persuasion who is prepared to join in, eschew goadery, and enjoy a laugh, welcome. First drinks are on the house.

You are a star, Epic!

But. My state sponsored bar menu is shit.

I'll leave the pantry well-stocked and there'll be loads more in the freezer. You'll be great (again)!

Bravo for stepping up epic.

I can't take any more marrows though, not even festive marrow sausage roll, served by festive gent in santa hat.

I'd totally forgotten about bloody trump until reminded on this thread

New nail biting now ....

Hurrah Epic. I'm far too caustic to be let anywhere near the optics.

More from Darren:

""After indy" is now the standard response I give to most requests I receive from my children"

More seriously he also says this which is absolutely the case and has been throughout my voting life.

"Most people have NEVER felt represented by ANY political party. Welcome aboard the train to apathy and disillusion, my moderate comrades x"

Blair babe to Brown's clunking fist or in it together with Cameron / Clegg shouting playground bantz at 2 kitchens RedEd and let's not even think about the great Sliminess and his acolytes yuck yuck yuck

Yay Epic!
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I'm good with pics, shit with bantz (and horrendous with hospitality... 😳)

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Will PM you re your opening pic requirements....... 😘

Don't worry I haven't forgotten. Busy at mo - so lurking before I go shopping (we're out of milk and crisps at Casa Hate).

Boris Bog roll being advertised now, roll and brush 2.99,can't believe no one else is getting this.

Oops, not 2.99 for the two the brush is a princely 7.99...

Thanks dusty! 😂

Bargain Comrade. It's £14.99 at Amazon. Kinda think it might be the ideal implement for cleaning out all the excrement about atm. He's sorta sunny and cheery. The yellow mop is hella tempting.

I don't get ads on the app Sally - normally am cock-a-hoop with that, but I'm a wee bit disappointed now!

Who doesn't want to be proffered a Boris Bog Brush?!

Epic for landlady!

Well done Epic I'm happy to also do a shift on GE night if required.

But. My state sponsored bar menu is shit

Don't worry, during my tenure you were lucky if I could provide a packet of pork scratchings from the deep dark recess under the bar - we've come a long way since then😊.

It’s ok folks, panic over, we have managed a blackmarket (🤫) festive upgrade to the menu. All is well and will be revealed in due course... 😉

She is measured and thoughtful,

Yes but Epic, does she ever take some of the extreme posters to task? I mean when they say things like ‘let’s emulate Goebbels’?

“Yes but Epic, does she ever take some of the extreme posters to task? I mean when they say things like ‘let’s emulate Goebbels’?”

A bit, but defo not as firmly as needed imo.

Back to songs.

‘On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, Nationalised Electricity.’ 🎶🎶

Hold on... let’s be more specific...

‘On the first day of elections my true love gave to me, Nationalised Electricity.’ 🎶🎶

Better.

It’s quiet in here! Are you all putting your trees and decs up?

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Emerging out of the ninth circle of Christmas shopping hell...

OMG walking, that’s amazing! 😂😂😂😂

Ugh, poor you Songs! Put your feet up and have a .

Just watched the Marr shit show. He really is long past retirement time.
All he did was rant and rave at Boris, what was the point? Wasn't there supposed to be an interview?
Apparently the terrorist attack was all Boris' fault because he has been in power for ten years. I dont think Boris was allowed a word in edge-ways. He might as well have been a block of ice. 😒😒😒

On the other channel was comrade Corbyn, seemingly defending the rights of terrorists. 🥱🥱🥱

On the other channel was comrade Corbyn, seemingly defending the rights of terrorists. 🥱🥱🥱

Consistent as ever. Has that man changed his mind about anything since 1983?

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, Nationalised Electricity.’ 🎶🎶 😂

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two Boris brushes and Nationalised Electricity.