Is it over yet?
The Tory Party Conference is in full swing in the Manchester Rain, and is proving to be its usual fun.
Johnson is caught up in all sorts of allegations of abuses of power - the non-declaration of his "friendship" to a busty blonde whom was getting a large tax payer grant, and then there the Odey question after his sister said he was under the control of the Hedge Funders.
And thats before we talk about the 40 hospitals, his provocative language and how many times he can say the word surrender.
There is lots of distancing from Lyton Crosby. And accusations that Johnson has gone 'rogue' only listening to the wisdom of Cummings and Symonds.
The Queen apparently has asked for advice as to under what circumstance she can dismiss a PM.
AND NO ONE IS EVEN TALKING ABOUT A DEAL.