Who wants to join
The Anything Has Got To Be Better Than This Party.
Policies are:
Abolition of Help To Buy
Fines for every time someone mentions the Millennium Bug
Parliament moved to Stoke on Trent
Fixed penalty fines on public transport for manspreading
More money for maternity wards
A pothole and rubbish collection Tzar
BMWs to be equipped with indicators by law for the first time
A parking committee to adjudicate in disputes between neighbours
The Jamie Oliver Act: where no recipe shown on the 5 main TV channel can exceed more than £3 a head without an application for a special licence being approved
High speed rail for the North and the abandonment of the next stage of HS2.
Prosecution of David Cameron for gross negligence.
An extra bank holiday in February when everyone is feeling miserable
Fracking banned and new plan for reusable energy sources.
Media studies and Constitutional politics to be a compulsory part of education
Funding for a research programme into finding the best gin.
The establishment of a cross party initiative to give MPs a room to bash up crockery every time they feel the urge to slag off another political party rather than answer a straightforward question