So the people saying that the backstop is unnecessary because there's technology that can be used instead don't have any actual examples of the technology?
So does that means the backstop is necessary? That's a shame.
Or is the technology a secret? Is that why the UK won't show it to the EU? Maybe the UK is planning to make a lot of money by selling the secret technology to other countries that want invisible borders?
I'm sure other countries wouldn't buy it unless it worked though. Now there's a thought - if the UK has it and can sell it to other counties, wouldn't that prove to the EU It does work? And the UK could get out of the backstop then! Yay!
(I still think it must be something underground. That scans everything that passes over it. Something like those scanner things from Star Trek. Like a giant MRI scanner except it works from underground when lorries drive over it.)
It just does seem weird that the UK won't show or tell the EU about the technology. It must be really really really top secret. But you'd think they'd show them something - I mean couldn't they just do something like set up the underground scanner thing, get the EU scientists to drive a lorry over it and then tell them exactly what was in the lorry? I mean that would prove it works, wouldn't it? Without giving away the secret of how it works? And then we could get rid of the backstop thing because there'd be no need for it? Why don't they do that? A demonstration of the technology? Couldn't everyone agree then? They could do it a few times with all different things in the lorries just to show it works for all types of goods. Scans the lorry, and tells you everything about what's in it, right down to the amount of - I don't know - for example, chlorine in the chicken?
I can't understand why the UK won't do a demo. But then again if no deal is not a big deal I suppose it doesn't matter.
Or is the UK not doing the demonstration because the UK doesn't want to pay the 39 billion? Now I think I might be getting places. Now it's starting to make sense.
Still I'm glad the technology exists. I do feel very reassured. Won't it be awfully expensive though? Installing all that technology under roads? Would all the roads have to be resurfaced afterwards? Is the technology safe (I'm just thinking of things like x-rays and pregnant women). Wouldn't it be very expensive for the NHS if it gave off radiation or something? And it hasn't really been tested or anything has it? Seeing as it's so new? What if it causes cancer?
What if the UK puts it in at Dover to help with the lorries getting through customs and everyone there starts getting cancer too? In fact why isn't it in at Dover? Wouldn't it be the very thing to speed things up there? Isn't it exactly what's needed there? The very thing? No need to stop the lorries at all to do customs checks at Dover! Use the technology! In your face, EU! No Deal, here we come! No need to stockpile anyone!
I must say I'm impressed with the very very high level of security about the technology, that none of this has leaked at all. I just knew the UK had to have a master plan to provide security and stability for all its citizens while Brexiting. I mean that's Theresa May's actual slogan isn't it? Strong and stable?
Thanks for helping me figure out Brexit, everyone! I see my main stumbling block is that i just didn't believe the technology existed. When I used my imagination instead I could really just visualise big lorries carrying goods everywhere with no need for border checks - you know just like it is now - except this time in my imagination I can just imagine all the technology buried underground doing all the scanning. Maybe with a couple of officers wearing hard hats just keeping at eye on things underground here and there. People are really going to be so surprised on 30th of March when there's no traffic jams at Dover and the technology is invisibly doing all the customs clearance!
(It's absolutely amazing how they managed to bury all those cables underground without anyone noticing.)
I now understand what it is to believe in Brexit.