The Brexit Arms. The home of friendly chat & laughter.

[surferjet]

Only 1 rule.
No c&p posts a mile long, they’re just boring & no one reads them.
Keep it short, sweet, & to the point.

Peace & Love ❤️🇬🇧❤️

hazard and Mrs I lurk around the Brexit threads for the sake of my sanity, and to help retain my faith in humanity....chin, chin!

mrs you know why there'll be no unicorns post brexit? Because it's part of my remoaning and prepping you see... I've herded the unicorns up to grind them down into a homeopathic remedy. It's not a substitute for actual medicine but the homeopathic unicorn remedy makes remainers LIGHT HEARTED and NORMAL.

So yes no post brexit unicorns will be this remainers fault.

to ground up unicorns - cheers!

Oh any preppers want the sugar pills hit me up, will trade for gin

fennel lol good point, LIGHT HEARTED AND NORMAL (i read it in my head like the comedian Miranda Hart btw) could go the way of 'strong and stable' so it will end up as LIGHT RIOTING AND TRY NOT TO DIE.

durgha cheers!

Cheers @durgha !

@durgha
While the lyrics are great it is making my head hurt trying to fit it to the music. But like rubbing tummy while patting the head thing.
@Hazard' have you told Mrs May about homeopathic unicorns, I think she may be interested in buying some.

If you don’t want lighthearted & fun we’ll do mean & moody, I’m not really bothered as I can do both.

@Mrsr8, a bit like making love to a hedgehog,,,, carefully!

1tis....Nobody said it was easy....

Homeopathic unicorns??

Just think, when our ability to make laws as we see fit gets repatriated to where it belongs we can legislate away on those!

prettybird did you use cinnamon sticks or just dried spice in the plum and cinnamon gin ?

Are sloes ready for picking yet ? I thought you were supposed to wait until first frost ?

surferjet How about this then? Last orders?

Speaking of upcycling i'm thinking of scratching the babycham logo off of one of my glasses and etching "the tears of remainers" on one side and "cheers to brexiteers!" on the other. If it's popular at the Brexit Arms I will consider setting up a small side business on Etsy.

How do you herd unicorns ? I imagine like cows, with a big stick, and lots of arm waving and undefinable but scary sounds,which reminds me, I need to fish my cow fettling stick out of the loft for when I pick my sloes

Remainer tears can indeed be bottled

Watch out for preppers. They hoard such treasures

Although the farmer who keeps his cows behind my house calls them lovingly by name and they each moo back individually to his calls, really sweet, we obviously pretend that I didn't witness this happening, as he has a reputation to maintain

crabby That's a great idea. I will buy a thousand. Cheap at half the price, no doubt.

Rule # 2
No mention of the revolting, talentless, enemy of the people/ traitor that is Billy Bragg.
& Billy.......if you’re reading.
FUCK OFF YOU WANKER.

Songs:
50 ways to leave the EU (Paul Simon).
Saturdays all right (for fighting) Elton John.
If leaving me is easy. Phil Collins.