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Westminstenders: Beano or Bust

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RedToothBrush · 29/09/2017 21:33

The last week has seemingly been eventful but not in the way that's on the surface.

It's what's going on behind the scenes and the little comments in less high profile speeches that's more telling.

On the one hand the Norths think the May speech is a laying down "an offer" that the EU can not accept, in order to set up a no deal situation.

On the other hand Telegraph Journalist Peter Foster thinks there things going on in Brussels with the EU set to compromise in someway and help May present a deal acceptable to the British. You have to wonder whether the "presentational" stuff is about a deal to essentially be in the EU but not in the EU. A Brexit Existing in A Name Only. Beano.

It's difficult to tell, and it will come down to brinkmanship over timing. For both a deal and for the Repel Bill as the two sides in parliament try to push things to their limit for their own ends.

In this vacuum of uncertainty CBI and their "arch enemies" the TUC have put out a joint statement saying no deal is nuts and will screw every one and the way EU cits have been treated has been dreadful.

As it stands it does look like May is serious about a deal and Davis is also acting in this way. Johnson and Hannan have launched their Institute for Free Trade (at the foreign office breaking ministerial code, but hell there's no consequences these days anyway cos May dare not let Johnson off the Brexit hook) in retaliation to try and retell the Brexit story as always being about free trade rather than racist. Unfortunately leavers seem to have bust that by admitting they are considerably more racist than Remainers by their own admission.

Then there's Trump and Bombardier. Just as Brexiteers are pushing for this closer relationship with the US in trade, despite May personally lobbying Trump he fucks her over slapping 220% tariff on Bombardier and putting the future of 4000 jobs at risk. This was inevitable as Trump fucks everyone for his own gain. The US won't ride to the aid of the British capitalists. They'll just eat them alive.

This week sees an important vote by the European Parliament on Brexit red lines. One of the votes states that the UK has to either stay in the customs union and internal market or NI has to have a special arrangement and stay in the customs union and the internal market in order to protect the EUs border integrity. Neither is compatible with what the Cons and the DUP have said they want.

It's also the Tory Party conference.May's big speech, in which she must throw red meat to the swivel eyed loons on right, is on Weds. There are of course, no debates at ConParty because, well, they can't behave like good little children without supervision. Instead the conference is to, erm... yeah we'll find out next week.

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RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 12:42

Kenny Farquharson‏ @KennyFarq
Ed Miliband redux.

Sam Coates Times‏*@SamCoatesTimes*

This is the critique the Hammond wing of the party fears the most
Split? Theresa May revives energy cap vigorously opposed in the past by Philip Hammond and Sajid Javid.
Hammond and Javid will have to back the cap today. Hard to see them truly supporting policy tho

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RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 12:45

twitter.com/hansmollman/status/915536471418900480
Video of Rudd telling Johnson to get off his arse.

He's had a face on throughout.

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RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 12:48

Ian Dunt‏*@IanDunt*

"We're an example to the world, of how people of different creeds can live side by side". I'm sorry, you do not get to say this.
"People are fed up with the name-calling, the refusal to see another's point of view."
Look, life is too short to focus on hypocrisy in politics. But she is reaching levels of critical mass here and I'm not sure I can take it.
"Racism intolerance and hatred has no place in British society. This party will never permit it." Just. I'm speechless.
Tell you what though, this Theresa May is going to be outraged when she reads the speech the other Theresa May gave last year.
Over and over again they come with water. Over and over again she dries up. It's agony.
The only comparable TV experience was that Brazil-Germany World Cup semi-final, which I also watched through my hands.

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RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 12:49

Tim Shipman‏*@ShippersUnbound*
May tells Osborne she will back his Northern powerhouse “you were right”

I'd love to be in the Evening Standard news room right now...

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RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 12:54

Alistair Bunkall‏ @AliBunkallSKY
Where did the F go?

The person who handed her the P45, was comedian prankster Lee Nelson.

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HashiAsLarry · 04/10/2017 12:54

@Scriblit
'No room for racism in this party' Mrs Go Home Van tells audience with Mr Libya Just Needs To Sweep Up The Corpses in front row

RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 12:56

Simon Brodkin‏*@simonbrodkin*

Hi @BorisJohnson, I gave Theresa her P45 just like you asked.

Lee Nelson = Simon Brodkin

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RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 12:57

Ian Dunt‏*@IanDunt*

Speech ends. Husband rushes to stage. Big hug. First time that moment hasn't look fake. Must be agony to watch your partner go through that.
Well fuck me sideways. That was more terrible and entertaining and shudderingly dreadful than I expected.

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HashiAsLarry · 04/10/2017 12:59

I can't upload a picture but an e was dropped too. Explains a lot.

RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 13:00

twitter.com/BBCDanielS/status/915545386407866369

She gets pranked, her voice is screwed and then even the stage falls apart behind her (video).

I DO actually feel sorry for her after that one.

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RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 13:08

Do you remember when Theresa May said this?:

Second, we need leadership that can unite our Party and our country

Well I think she's FINALLY achieved that moment. She has united EVERYONE I can see on twitter and in the media, in thinking that was a total and utter car crash.

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woman11017 · 04/10/2017 13:09

Didn't see the speech, was it bad?

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Cailleach1 · 04/10/2017 13:10

This is great entertainment. It's like the Gremlins were there.

Cailleach1 · 04/10/2017 13:11

I actually feel a bit sorry for her too. Just a bit.

RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 13:11

This just about sums it all up.

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woman11017 · 04/10/2017 13:13

Disintegration of the sign.

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BlueEyeshadow · 04/10/2017 13:13

Sigh, my Tory MP is tweeting all this "what a woman" stuff for her being strong and soldiering through the speech.

RedToothBrush · 04/10/2017 13:14

Didn't see the speech, was it bad?

Erm.... its hard to think of more ideas for a comedy sketch where a speech goes worse.

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HashiAsLarry · 04/10/2017 13:17

If that sign is anything to go by, I don't think much of the Tories new building policy.

lonelyplanetmum · 04/10/2017 13:17

She wears that bracelet a lot .They're Pablo Picasso paintings (not originals obvs!)

What is wrong with me,I feel sorry for her too? I need to get a grip.

Somerville · 04/10/2017 13:20

I listened to it on the radio, while driving. Well, until I had to turn it off because laughing my arse off was distracting me from the road.

I needed that today, Treeza, thank you.

Cailleach1 · 04/10/2017 13:21

How on earth did Lee Nelson get as far as her with the P45? Since he did and went away nicely for his own safety straight afterwards, why was he being escorted away by police outside the venue. There was no breach of the peace, was there?

Somerville · 04/10/2017 13:21

I didn't know about the sign until now. That makes it even better 😂😂

I feel a tiny bit sorry for her too

lalalonglegs · 04/10/2017 13:22

Oh Lord, is it safe to come out yet? That was pure Thick of It. If she was a family pet, you'd definitely put her out of her misery at this point, it would be the kindest thing to do.

thecatfromjapan · 04/10/2017 13:22

Have to admit, I felt sorry for her after the whole "Brexit wasn't what I wanted, worked for, hoped for," thing. However ... I then think, "and yet A50 was triggered with Conservative Party unity in mind ..." and I find it evaporates.

I do wonder what history will make of all this. Woman doing impossible job and undermined constantly? Or limited leadership? The stress is clearly horrendous.