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Westministenders: The Zombie PM

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RedToothBrush · 11/06/2017 22:19

Back from the dead, May carries on whilst the vultures circle.

She had tried to out smart her rivals by running of to the palace to tell the queen she could form a government before they could act.

Definitely she stood and pretended nothing had changed. Except everything had. The wrath of her party was unleashed and there was open revolt. She has been summoned to appear before men in grey suits tomorrow at 5pm to hear their verdict.

How do she decide to make amends and reach out to moderate Tories? By sleeping with the DUP. And appointing Gove to her Cabinet.

How long will this last? How long can it last?

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BiglyBadgers · 13/06/2017 20:23

Looks like labour PLP has joined the Corbyn fan club.

Jeremy Corbyn To Tour 60 Tory Marginals As He Keeps Labour On ‘General Election Footing’
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-to-tour-60-tory-marginal-seats-permanent-general-election-footing-plp_uk_59403012e4b09ad4fbe39a2f?1ke

HashiAsLarry · 13/06/2017 20:24

Anyone who has more of a clue about the gfa than me, can I ask a possibly dumb question?

If the dup strike a deal with the Tories that is purely financial and for ni as a whole, would that negate any argument of dishonest brokerage?

RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 13/06/2017 20:30

I was rather hoping to plead for help ninon

Saying 'whatever' would suggest i didnt care

However i have found google translate

Best it can come up with is

Elle ment, les gens sont encore énervés

Which apparently means 'she lies, people are still pissed'

Not the same thing at all Shock

Although i am sure the french would think 'no change there'

squoosh · 13/06/2017 20:35

@mikeysmith
Kate Hoey just referred to “extreme Lib Dems” on Sky News.

😅

NinonDeLenclos · 13/06/2017 20:35

The French know perfectly well she's lying, hence my post.

everthibkyouvebeenconned · 13/06/2017 20:36

Surely someone is writing Brexit:the comedy. Or opera?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall next week.

RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 13/06/2017 20:36

Whats an extreme lib dem?

Is that a new enemy of the people

woman12345 · 13/06/2017 20:36

Macron looked like he was trying not to laugh.

everthibkyouvebeenconned · 13/06/2017 20:37

They wear very yellow tank tops and occasionally say bloody

RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 13/06/2017 20:37

We all know she is lying

I was after a translation

So i could write it on my roof for google earth

woman12345 · 13/06/2017 20:38

They inhale.

RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 13/06/2017 20:38

ever

The guy who came round to our house from the lib dems was wearing sandals and socks

True fact

everthibkyouvebeenconned · 13/06/2017 20:38

Ha ha woman

HashiAsLarry · 13/06/2017 20:39

Whats an extreme lib dem?
This has got to be excellent twitter fodder.

RedToothBrush · 13/06/2017 20:40

www.ft.com/content/273fb412-503f-11e7-a1f2-db19572361bb
Ministers leave UK Brexit department in sign of tension with May
Ministry in charge of EU departure faces shake-up days before talks start

Article about the sacking of the no2 and the resignation of the no3 at the department.

  1. David Davis, the Brexit secretary, was not warned of the sacking.
  2. Davis has recently lost his special adviser who got a better job in the private sector and his private secretary who lost his seat in the election.
  3. No2, Brexit Guy was replaced by a Remainer Baroness Anelay.
  4. The No3, George Bridges, who was in charge of pushing Brexit legislation through parliament, quit after falling out with May. Responsible for the fine detail of the 'Great' Car Crash Repeal Act.
  5. He had become convinced Brexit couldn't work and the idea of doing it with a Hung Parliament made it even worse. Just to repeat he quit the department and government completely (so no longer going to serve in the Lords).
  6. The departure of the no2 and no3 makes a difficult task even more difficult with negotiations starting next week
  7. Lucy Neville-Rolfe, who was in charge of overseeing Brexit’s impact on financial services, also left today
  8. Dominic Cummings saying this is the tip of the iceberg of Brexit Chaos and David Davis 'is total shambles & disaster likely'
  9. Bridges thought the Upper Chamber 'pretty much uncontrollable at the moment'
  10. The Leader of the WhatsApp group has now been appointed to the department which has eased the Creationist's anger at the sacking of the No2 Brexit Guy.

What was it May said? 'I got you into this mess, I'll get us out'?

Meanwhile in Brussels:

Jennifer Rankin‏*@JenniferMerode*
Michel Barnier met Olly Robbins and Tim Barrow on Monday and this is what happened...

The British diplomats asked to start technical talks led by civil servants, while gov sorts out itself/Queen's speech. Barnier said no. EU side want to ensure UK’s chief negotiator has a mandate from the British gov before formal talks can begin. EU wants reliable, accountable, chief negotiator with a mandate, but not sure they will get one.

Barnier told the British he was open to a number of start dates, listing various days of the week. Robbins and Barrow could not name a day. Barnier also spent some time explaining to the British the EU's preferred 4-week cycle for running the negotiations. Remember UK not done trade talks for decades. The EU has scores of people who specialise in international negotiations, not just trade.

British gov has not sent any details of its Brexit position to Brussels and no one knows what British really want now. Brussels not convinced British know what they want, seeing no clear mandate for Brexit. EU talks with Robbins/Barrow cordial, but Brussels think British gov still does not get Brexit.

Don’t believe talk of re-writing mandate in a year. There is no plan B/second mandate. May likes to say 'no deal is better than a bad deal'.
In Brussels people think 'for British any deal is better than a bad deal'.

Negotiations still going ahead as planned next week. Apparently. According to the British. The Brexit Plan has not changed. Apparently.

Is this because the Brexit Plan still doesn't exist and they are that incompetent Brexit is just crashing out without any plan at all because they are clueless?

THIS ^ is the worst description of heard of Brexshit so far.

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HashiAsLarry · 13/06/2017 20:41

Yep, probably not even the best of the bunch

Westministenders: The Zombie PM
everthibkyouvebeenconned · 13/06/2017 20:42

Rufus Bless him. I did recently have a brief flirtation with the Lib dems after issues with JC

They are all so bloody nice! Too nice. I felt like a fake

everthibkyouvebeenconned · 13/06/2017 20:45

Red Fuck it time to send the tea lady. At least she will make good tea

Brexit the comedy continues. Let's laugh...or we will cry

RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 13/06/2017 20:46

ever

I did wobble a little on who to vote for at that point Grin

HesterThrale · 13/06/2017 20:49

So she's hoping to smooth things over and carry on as before?

I feel another march coming on.

HashiAsLarry · 13/06/2017 20:50

Oh god, just in case we have to start heavily relying on Asia after brexit im trying out some Chinese wine. Is it me? Am I the extreme lib dem? Shock

woman12345 · 13/06/2017 20:50

The Leader of the WhatsApp group has now been appointed to the department which has eased the Creationist's anger at the sacking of the No2 Brexit Guy Grin.

It's "Carry On Brexit"

It's not clever enough for "The Thick of It"

everthibkyouvebeenconned · 13/06/2017 20:54

Which one is Sid James? Is he chasing Babs round the cabinet office?

SOMEONE REBOOT THE BOT.

BiglyBadgers · 13/06/2017 20:55

I keep seeing these assertions that Brexit talks will start on Monday. Surely I can't be alone in finding that outrageously unlikely. How can they possibly be ready with a mandate and a team for Monday when they can't even get a queens speech out. Barnier is just going to refuse to talk with a bunch of randoms who could be changed the next day and haven't authority. Hmm

RedToothBrush · 13/06/2017 20:55

Oh it gets worse.

The Tories have been saying Deal with the DUP tomorrow.

HOWEVER:

joncraigSKY‏*@joncraig*
DUP MP tells me there may be no deal with Tories until weekend & is predicting Queen Speech won't be until Monday 26 June, put back a week.

That means talks with the EU CAN NOT start next week as Barnier doesn't regard the Government as having a mandate until they are confirmed officially as the government. Which seems fair enough to me.

May sounds good at negotiations. She can't even get a deal with the DUP in a week. And No10 have announced once that the deal was done and then it will be done tomorrow only for the DUP to say 'Well actually...'

2 years with the EU for Brexshit? With the Brexit department in total chaos, there being no plan even now and with the government professing 'Nothing has changed'.

OMFG. Its not an omnishambles. Its a cluster fucking ginormous thunder cunting omnishambles.

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