I've never met a brex regret

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Those reputed regretters...they must hang out in the psyches of rabid Remainers, for I sure ain't met one!

Actually. I suspect 'Brexit the musical'' is probably being written right now somewhere.

I'm sure people could add some well known songs

'I dreamed a dream'

'Do you hear the people sing?'

'Tell me it's not true'

'Oh what a beautiful morning'

'Another suitcase in another hall'

'I've got a little list' (for the negotiations)

(I sense a thread coming up later)

Though they did offer a new scene where Theresa May hair dyed peroxide blonde in kitten heels and cleavage prominent can cans into No 10 singing Diamonds are a gorl's best friend and then the Cabinet has a rowsing chorus of "Stand up, if you hate the French" though only half of them do

I am just imagining a reworking of 'One day more' when they focus on each individual and each group concerned who express their hopes for the next day.

Johnson and Gove together, Farage with his thoughts.....

Those critics are always so angry though, who would listen to them. The crazy make it up improv it totally where it's at apparently

Outrage in the Daily Mail.....

The hideous irony though is that the musical depends on a European arts grant...

oh well - at least we have our country back

No captain all the Europeans do is fund the pretty building. Don't you know anything?

Though in fairness we now have our theatre back

But despite advertising everywhere we can't get the staff.

Also, Johnny's racist uncle said he'd replace the funds actually so I'm sure it will be just fine. Him and his buddies haven't broken any other promises or anything...

Well thank god for that because the twins dad is forever making promises that are just possibilities, and we've been praying for those possibilities for several terms.

"Over the rainbow" was in the score too. The promise of a Post Brexit Britain where bluebirds fly and troubles melt like lemon drops for those that dare to dream but why oh why can't I

Isn't this the part where the parents have to step in and save the day - perhaps the school has become a free school? Who wants experts anyway and we all know, someone has to do it!

Oh for goodness sake, Strictly, I can't believe you're still banging on about the Twins' dad's promises! For the last time, I can't imagine WHERE you got the idea that just because he had a bus spray painted with the promise that he'd give loads of money to the school and then toured up and down the country in it, that you think this means he in any way, at any point wanted to make people think he was going to give money to the school?!!? It is totally obvious that it's completely normal practice in any sort of campaign to spend a great deal of time and effort publicising a promise that of course no one will believe - and of course you never had any intention or expectation of it influencing the vote AT ALL. You just did the whole bus thing as, like, a laugh. I don't understand why people are still even mentioning it!!

Maybe just 48% of the parents will volunteer to help get the school back on track. Luckily many of them have transferable skills (and have been worried this day might come) that will be most useful to achieve a hopeful Special Measures at the next inspection...

You're right of course captain. I'm sure mr O at the bank will still fund our costumes. If only we hadn't invested all that money in some strange forrin Ponzi scheme

I don't understand why people are still even mentioning it!!

Yes, they are really ruining the good mood of the people who are just happy to have their theatre back. Speaking of those people, they have heard that there might be some people from New Zealand who can help out with the funding of the production. They feel that these people will be more of a natural fit with them as they love the Queen and they have the decency to be fluent in English.

And haven't been getting their money out of the pound, there must be some other reason it dropped against the kiwi and Aussie dollars faster than the US one....

Well, I expect the OP is glad she came up with the school play thing now, anyway.

Oh no. It looks like the new drama teacher has brought the history teacher back as creative director

Btw, you have all made my day

Cut to final scene of our mop haired hero riding a donkey into an oriental sunset to the strains of the Monty Python theme music - a big foot comes down (Putin, Xi, take your pick) and squashes him with a massive raspberry......

I've been in the bar since the interval.

Best place during a school play, even where your DC are in them they are fecking awful.

Best not talk about the bar aspect of the theatre. If little Johnny's family hadn't been so concerned about running things in there then we may never have had the drama dept trouble