Housing crisis - its the immigrants occupying all our houses
Not the international offshore companies holding UK real estate as a commodity and inflating prices
Not the multiple home owners with a second home.
Not the land lords with buy to let properties they rent out at ridiculous rates.
The NHS - its the immigrants using all our services
Not the poor state of the health of British people who make poor lifestyle choices
Not the aging population of the country
Not the fact that proportionately we have cut our national spending on health back to levels which are far below the rest of Europe
Not the fact we drink to excess more than anyone else in the EU and alcohol is responsible for what percentage of A&E admissions???
Food - Its the immigrants eating it all
Not our supermarkets that dominate food production and buying
Not our taste in exotic or out of season produce
Not our wasteful nature
Not our taste for snacks and fast food
Schools - Its the immigrants taking all our places
Not the planners who have had 5 years to see there has been a boom in the birth rate and did feck all to increase capacity despite it being bloody obvious that there was going to be a bit of an issue with children born in the UK.
Not the creation of academies in areas where there was no need for a new school and the closure of schools in areas where there was a shortage.
Employment - Its the immigrants taking all our jobs and not enough of them are skilled
Not the pushing of university education and a snotty attitude to apprenticeships and trades for the last 20 years which is only just being beginning to change.
Not the gap in skills this created meaning there was a market for lots of 'polish plumbers' to come an establish themselves here
Not the fact that we can't get enough British born NHS staff. And I don't mean doctors. I mean care workers.
Not the fact that net migration has increased, because the biggest change has been less BRITS moving abroad
Terrorism - Its the Immigrants
Not the British Born extremists who blew up the underground, or are going off to Syria for a holiday
Not an issue we had prior to 9/11 and we like to forget called Northern Ireland
Crime - its the Immigrants
Not the Brits. Nope there are no Brits in UK jails. There's no room for them anyway as they are stuffed full of immigrants who we are not allowed to deport.
Not our poor mental health provision
Not our dreadful track record of rehabilitation
And then there are the other little issues:
All EU nationals will have to have a work permit to ensure they are skilled enough.
How much is this system going to cost to run, enforce and manage? I guess it will create a few British jobs.
However will this also mean we will have to apply for work and education visa to work in Europe, therefore making it likely to further reduce the number of Brits working in Europe. And making our net migration figures worse in the process.
Are we going to put a wall up between Northern Ireland and the Republic to keep out all these immigrants?
Do we think this will be very good for national security or cause something of a domestic political issue?
Nope, closing the drawbridge to Fortress Britain and having a set figure or quota so we can all see that immigration is under control will magically solve all the UK's problems and no other strategies or thinking are needed.
We will be able to do this, and maintain trade agreements with the EU, even though the EU has enforced rules about movement of people on Non-EU partners of Norway and Switzerland. Even though the timing is a bit rubbish with a bit of a refugee issue going on. There will be no resentment or trying to push the problem onto us as part of negotiation. At all.
There is no point in talking about an 'acceptable figure'. It is unenforceable. We are dependant on immigration at levels that would be deemed 'unacceptable' to the virtually every Brexiter.
We would be better to spend our energy and money looking at how to solve problems rather than looking at someone to blame - who isn't actually to blame for most of them anyway.
Solutions which include investiment in over seas projects in poor areas in the EU, to give the locals more opportunities for employment so they don't have to move to the UK to find work in dreadful conditions in the first place.
Oh. Wait.
What's the EU Regional Development Fund?
That would be, the fund to 'strengthen economic and social cohesion in the European Union by correcting imbalances between its regions'.
Ah Feck. You've got me.
Yep, you are right, I take it back. I admit it.
We need to Leave the EU to get rid of all the migrant workers. Then Britain can be Great again.