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Do you piss in the shower?

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theBOD · 21/11/2007 16:50

and if not, why not?

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deenymcqueenygoreandguts · 21/11/2007 16:52

i am very feminine and ladylike but have to admit that yes, i do,
dont have time to be jumpin inand out for a slash.

there is something very naughty about it

theBOD · 21/11/2007 16:55

whoa whoa whoa?
women can piss in the shower? what the hell? but that's our thing. we have the penises and can aim for the plug/soap and stuff and make a game out of it. if women start eeing standing up then what's next?

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Dottydot · 21/11/2007 16:55

Grin Blush

ScoobyDoo · 21/11/2007 16:56


deenymcqueenygoreandguts · 21/11/2007 16:59

dont pretend to be shocked....


Columbia · 21/11/2007 16:59

Well I pee whenever I hear running water I'm afraid

I can aim it too


deenymcqueenygoreandguts · 21/11/2007 17:01


i clean the bleeding thing,
snot like ive got the family in there with me, tis only me, my legs n feet, all gets soapd away

Columbia · 21/11/2007 17:03

...I don't usually bother though

I'm with Deeny on this boyz

wildwoman · 21/11/2007 17:05

I started peeing in the shower when I first met DP and I couldn't stand the thought of him hearing me pee in the morning!

foofi · 21/11/2007 17:06

I do it at the swimming pool sometimes, but I wouldn't at home!

theBOD · 21/11/2007 17:06

this is unacceptable and disgusting ladies. sort yourselves out. next you'll be drinking pints and looking for the vote. (only joking just genuinely shocked women do this as well, thought only us men would be disgusting/ingenius enough to piss while in the shower)

how do women feel about the bath?

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wildwoman · 21/11/2007 17:08

Yeah because men are the ingenius ones are't they! pmsl!!!!!

deenymcqueenygoreandguts · 21/11/2007 17:08

foofi you filthy biach. that is revolting.

my pissing doesnt involve other folk wsimming in it.

Mercy · 21/11/2007 17:09

Shower, yes.

Bath, of course not. I am not 3 years old!

Dottydot · 21/11/2007 17:09

The bath??! That's outrageous - how come you get time to have baths anyway..?

Columbia · 21/11/2007 17:10

I think she meant she pisses in the shower at the swimming pool. I thought what you thought for a minute!

deenymcqueenygoreandguts · 21/11/2007 17:11

now pissing in the bath ...a completely different scenario.
its akin to poisssing in the pool.

have been personal victim of this

my kid told me he had pissed in the bath just as i was pouring water on my hair to wash it.

deeny looks whistfully and wonders how the little scamp is doing in foster care.....

wildwoman · 21/11/2007 17:12

lol deeny, peeing in the bath is just wrong

theBOD · 21/11/2007 17:13

i don't have baths i'm a man grrrrrrrrrrr.
actually no i just hate baths they aint fun.i was just wondering how liberal you people were about pissing while washing yourself and if that extended to the bath.

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deenymcqueenygoreandguts · 21/11/2007 17:14

ahhhhhhhh, i see.

justified actually.
the very same kid then vommited all over th bath...had sweetcorn floating around my floo and stuff dripping off my nellies.

have bath fobia

deenymcqueenygoreandguts · 21/11/2007 17:26

av made you all gag havnt i?

he is now in care.....
the last straw was the turd on the landing...

potty training BAHHH, its sheer lazyness

foofi · 21/11/2007 22:16

HAve only just come back online. Well, really, of course I meant IN THE SHOWER at the swimming pool, which is no worse than the rest of you so shut up.

hatwoman · 21/11/2007 22:19

only a man could descibe pissing in the shower as "ingenius".

KerryMum · 21/11/2007 22:21

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theBOD · 21/11/2007 22:38

"only a man could descibe pissing in the shower as "ingenius". "

two birds with one stone = ingenius

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