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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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BoingBoing · 09/09/2007 11:04

Oh God Lyra nonononononono!!! He is not at all physically attractive - yeuch, . But isn't there a certain irresistability in all that, errrm, self confidence and arrogance? But hey, he also scares the wotsits out of me.

I should spend more Saturday nights drinking cheap Tesco plonk and mucking around on Mumsnet.

LyraBelacqua · 09/09/2007 18:50

So, when's the big day? Will that be tonight's dream? And the wedding night? it's a shame we can't command our brains to have a certain dream before we go to sleep isn't it?
Check out some of these reviews. One of them actually sobbed when Lee came on stage

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BoingBoing · 09/09/2007 19:16

The Wedding Night?! Errrm, it wasn't the kind of dream where we were discussing dates or going down on one knee IYKWIM! But I'd give it a gorgeous 15 rating rather than an 18! One step at a time please... What kind of a girl do you take me for? (Unless you were at my real wedding where the Best Man pretty much told the whole world exactly what kind of a girl I am hehehe. Except my parents who didn't get it)

I'm now checking out the reviews. Weeping seems a tad extreme though.

LyraBelacqua · 09/09/2007 23:29

Where is everyone?

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oggsfrog · 10/09/2007 07:01

I'm here
Very busy at moment working on a music festival, so won't be around much until it's all over next week.

Berrie hope the wedding went okay, and there were no fisticuffs

Lyra is it tonight you go again??????

I read some of those reviews and the one who sobbed's behaviour sounded a little reminiscent of the way I behaved .....what with the obsessive focusing on Lee with binoculars thereby not actually seeing the rest of the performances

Ha. I don't think she thought of actually taking her own high powered binoculars though

Boing, the Armitage bloke does nothing for me either so he's all yours. Josh Holloway on the other hand......

Berrie · 10/09/2007 07:41

Morning all!
What sort of music Oggs?
We've got an arts festival going on at the moment. I went to sing Mendlesson's Elijah last weekend but as I have't done it for years, my sight singing just wasn't up to it to follow the alto line and the soprano was too high so I left at the break
Wedding went ok. It was a lovely do, but just too weird with it being my Dad. Glad it's all over.

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 08:50

Oggs, I did think of you when I read that review and did wonder....
No more dreams to report this morning I'm afraid!

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 08:53

Yes, tonight's the night.

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 08:56

DS1 really wants to go, so I may be forced to buy tickets for a matinee performance, if I can find any. It's probably sold out till next June.

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BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 09:14

So what's your guerilla plan for tonight Lyra? Are we going to read about you in tomorrow's gutter press for some scary stalker-ish misbehaviour?

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 09:28

Same tactics as last time, I reckon. It was quite effective.

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BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 09:47

But what about the invasion of personal space? To touch or not to touch, that is the question!!!

binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 09:55

definately touch, if you can get your hair snagged on his cufflinks or something all the better

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 09:58

Don't think I'm brave enough to touch, to be honest.
I am a complete and utter idiot. I've got the date wrong. I'm not going to Joseph till Thursday.
I just happened to come across the bit of paper that I'd written down the booking confirmation on and it says Thursday September 13. Can you imagine me turning up at the box office tonight to collect my tickets and them telling me I'd got the wrong date
Luckily, my friend can still make it on Thursday.

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binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 10:02

What about if I wander past and accidentally on purpose bump into you from behind thus thrusting you forward into contrived but natural looking touching scenario with Lee?

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:07

No, I'll be happy if he just smiles at me again

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BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 10:07

Senior moment Lyra?

Now cufflinks. I like a chap who wears cufflinks....

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:08

Definitely a senior moment. I seem to be doing this sort of thing a lot lately

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BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 10:14

But that gives you the perfect excuse for when Lee has you arrested for ABH - 'I was having a senior moment, officer. I don't know what came over me'

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:16

That's why I won't attempt to touch him. Can you imagine if he scowled at me in a 'what do you think you're doing, lady, get off me' kind of way. That would be awful.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:18

helloooo

Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:18

What are you like Lyra?

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:19

I know

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:19

My friend went to the matinee on your birthday and turned up at the BO for a returned ticket what ever that is.

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:20

Apparently you can just turn up and buy a ticket if any unsold ones go back to the box office on that day. I never knew this. It's a bit of a risky strategy though, especially if you don't live nearby.

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