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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

OP posts:
binkleandflip · 26/09/2007 21:29

Hello I'm back, slightly less dreamy now!

Been having a back massage at college - its a great course to be on because every other week its your turn to play client

Where is everyone tonight then?

BoingBoing · 27/09/2007 08:53

Morning all! Berrie, weather update - beautiful, clear, cold, blue skies, lovely strong sun. Perfect!!! You're not visiting Porth Emmet are you?

Binkle, I spent last night with Sean Bean. Is that disloyal?

Berrie · 27/09/2007 09:32

Oh jolly good Boing! I think we'll give that beach a miss.
Binkle, you should be ashamed of yourself!
I wonder if Lyra is on talk talk like me and having internet problems. When I rang up the other day, before I got put through to the nice but utterly useless man in India, they had a recorded message saying that if I lived in Kent, London or 'the south' I probably had no internet. Not particuarly wishing for another language wrangle with the man in India I decided that the talk talk div probably thought the midlands were in the south too and didn't bother. Back onish now anyway.

binkleandflip · 27/09/2007 11:29

Sean Bean?? SEAN BEAN??????

I shun you Boing!

BoingBoing · 27/09/2007 13:12

Aw come on, back in the day he was a bit of a hottie, and this was him at his peak Besides, what else was I supposed to watch last nght on my lonesome?

binkleandflip · 27/09/2007 14:06

so what was it? A Sharp-fest or straight to Lady Chatterley's Lover

BoingBoing · 27/09/2007 14:25

Sharp-fest, natch! The magic box on top of my telly has been delivering him straight to my sitting room of an evening

Berrie · 28/09/2007 08:21

HAAAAAAAAAPY BIIIIIRTHDAY BINKLE!

Berrie hands over a huge bunch of flowers, a bottle of bubbly and an enormous box of chocolates.

Tis DD's 2nd birthday today too.

So Boing, I expect it's very uncomfortable in the office this morning in the blistering heat.

BoingBoing · 28/09/2007 09:07

I admire your optimism. But....it is another stunningly beautiful cold clear sunny morning. Just don't bother packing your bikini.

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY BINKLE!!!!! Get spoilt rotten, have a boozy lunch and don't do any work.

And Happy Birthday to Berrie's DD - lots of jelly and ice cream for tea I hope?

binkleandflip · 28/09/2007 12:58

Oh thanks Boing and Berrie (And big Happy Birthday to dd!!)

I'm having a lovely day - dh has gone off on blokes weekend to Spain (don't worry, he'll pay!) and I am being spoilt rotten and its lovely!

Please join me by accepting a virtual cosmopolitan from me - or scrumpy - whatever your preference .....and...

CHEERS!

binkleandflip · 28/09/2007 12:59

P.S. where's Lyra?

If she pops on tell her I have sent a virtual cosmo her way

Berrie · 28/09/2007 13:01

No jelly and ice cream this time I'm afraid. But birthday tea all the same (tricky with ds's nut allergy but by no means impossible!) Just us though, as dh's extended family all down with a nasty cold so not coming near us thankyou very much and my family all packing for our trip to Cornwall!

If we don't speak again, farewell my friends. Will tell you all about it (and my fabulous sun tan on my return)

Berrie · 28/09/2007 13:02

Ooo thanks Binkle, that went down nicely! Glad you are having a nice day!

Berrie · 28/09/2007 13:03

I think Lyra and Oggs have gone off into the sunset together with Lee and therefore no longer need to fantasise on here!

binkleandflip · 28/09/2007 13:37

Oh yes and a scrumpy for Oggs!

Well, they'll be back when the yearning gets too powerful and they have to turn to their own kind for understanding

BoingBoing · 28/09/2007 14:10

Cheers Binkle That'll wash the pasty down nicely.

binkleandflip · 29/09/2007 03:20

Helloooo!!

Just got in from my birthday night out, not tired at all, in fact I want to jump on my bed and bounce about (but cant because its a tempur - boo!) Not sure why but I am full of energy!

binkleandflip · 29/09/2007 09:46

Oh. my. gawd....

my poor, poor head!

MrsSeanSlater · 29/09/2007 15:31

Hi gals, I've decided to go by my married name for a bit.
Binkle, what were you doing posting at 3.20am?

binkleandflip · 29/09/2007 15:36

Erm, I'd been out for my birthday with my best friend, we'd gone for a nice meal followed by cocktails, followed by joining a nearby casino so we could have a (ahem) couple of nightcaps - no gambling - I wouldnt know where to start.

Anyway, I got in at 3 and went to bed but felt really lively and giddy so I had a wander around the house, played with the dog a bit (dd at grandparents and dh on hol) and then thought I'd come on here!

But as for today? Complete write-off natch

binkleandflip · 29/09/2007 15:36

WHo are you MrsS?

MrsSeanSlater · 29/09/2007 15:43

A-ha

MrsSeanSlater · 29/09/2007 15:46

I'm disappointed that you don't recognise me, Binkle. And I've only been gone a couple of days

binkleandflip · 29/09/2007 15:48

It's just that I deleted too many brain cells last night I think and am awaiting their re-growth so not at my quickest and most perceptive today but you have to be either Lyra or Oggs so I'm going to go for Oggs??

binkleandflip · 29/09/2007 15:50

No hang on...Lyra?

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