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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 10:22

You might also have to queue for hours. I remember (back in the day....) the returns queue for Phantom & Les Mis were always enormous.

binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 10:22

isnt that when agencies send the tickets back that they couldnt sell in time?

Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:23

You live a bit more nearby than us!

I notice binkle and Boing have not joined us in the big profile reveal!

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:25

That's true. When are we going to see your children?

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binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 10:25

x-posted sorry,

the lady from next just came to the door with a package and I was led on the sofa with no pants on (underwear obviously) has I've got a headcold so I had to scrabble about to get my jeans on!!

Now, why, you are going to ask does having a headcold necessitate taking my jeans off?

Its because, right, have not been to gym because feeling poorly so the button of my jeans has been pressing in my belly button and irritating me...

I'll be quiet now.

binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 10:27

I want to put a picture up but it keeps telling me that the file size is too big or something so am going to ask dh to sort it for me.

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:33

Excuses excuses
Head colds are no fun are they. Hope you're feeling better soon.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:36

Oh dear, poor you.

Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:38

I need to do something about my own jeans problem...starting tomorrow...

Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:38

or the next day....

Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:38

or next week....

Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:39

etc...

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:40

I've bough a pair of Trinny and Suzannah's Magic Knickers. DP spent all of yesterday teasing me for wearing a 'girdle'.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:42

Oh oh oh! Didn't report back on spanx...FABULOUS! Best big knickers I ever bought...very comfortable...trick is to drink so much you are dehydrated enough not to have to wee very often (won't work with beer obviously) though can also report, weeing not that bad (but was drunk by then so certain amount of don't give a * involved there!)

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 10:43

I did ad a piccie of DS for your approval, and you're all mates, so you should be able to see it. Can you let me know if it's working?

And sorry to hear about the headcold, get well soon!

Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:45

Am about to throw away all other magic knickers (there are many) so if anyone wants some size 16 big pants, speak now! bleurgh!

Lyra what are the T&S ones like?

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:46

Can't see your pic Boing.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:46

No show boing

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:48

I haven't been hugely impressed. I tried on some others in the shop and they were good and only £16 then I saw the T&S ones for £35 and assumed they'd be better. You can't try them on beforehand because they come in a sealed packet.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:48

Not hugely impresses in what way?

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 10:50

Oh God, I don't understand!!! I have it set as Visible to Mumsnet mates. OK, I've tweaked it. So let's try again?!

binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 10:51

I quite like the T & S ones, although I wore them under white jeans (was having a mutton moment ) and was so shown up as they could clearly be seen stretching down to my knees when I sat down

Needless to say, the jeans went in the bin that same evening.

Am trying to upload a photo but not much joy so far ggrrrr!!

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:53

There's nowt wrong with them, but the cheaper ones held in my belly a bit better. Oh God, I've got a belly. I'm starting my gym regime next week when DS2 starts nursery 5 mornings a week.

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 10:54

Success Boing!! What a lovely little boy!

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:56

Boing, what a cutie! He looks like a cheeky chappie!

"Oh god I've got a belly" Ho Ho Hoooooo! I can't remeber not having a belly

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