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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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milliways · 07/09/2007 23:07

HAve to share this quote with you

Berrie · 08/09/2007 08:00

Ah cute milliways!They are so funny sometimes.

Wish me luck everyone...wedding day today

LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 09:18

Milliways.
Good luck Berrie. Did you say it's your dad's wedding? I went to my dad's a couple of years ago. Very strange seeing your parent getting married.

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Berrie · 08/09/2007 10:13

Yup...doing it in the family church with full flowers etc (by me an sil)...but more unhappy because of seeing all my Dad's family after recent run in.
We went a few months ago to my Grandfather's 80th. We went and camped in the garden of one of my Aunts. I don?t know my Dad?s siblings and families terribly well as we got cut off after the divorce but we have been to the odd occasion in recent years. To cut a long story short, we forgot DS's epi-pen and asked them to put the peanuts away. They were very ungracious and made jokes all night long among themselves. We did not feel our son's possible death was a joking matter. Horrible, ignorant people. We never want to see them ever again but have to this weekend.

LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 10:23

They sounds like a nasty bunch. Hope the day goes ok (and don't forget the epi-pen).

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BoingBoing · 08/09/2007 11:02

If you haven't gone already Berrie, I hope you have a great day - after all it's about your dad, not his idiotic, thoughtless family. And I'm sorry too that your DS has a peanut allergy, that must be a total nightmare for you guys.

LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 16:55

Bluergh. On the front cover of our local 'monthly newspaper for families' there's a full-page picture of Craig Chalmers in his Joseph coat. It's a really horrible orange and gold coat which is cut into a deep V at the front, exposing most of his chest. Needless to say he's wearing a very cheesy smile. Yuck.

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BoingBoing · 08/09/2007 19:19

Ditto with our local rag Lyra, and inside we get another really cheesey one of Keith. Yeuch. I've used it to clear up the mouse droppings kindly left in the kitchen last night. Oh, and the 2 mice I caught as well.

LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 19:29

Hello Boing. I'm at work and bored, and killing threads left, right and centre. You'd think people had something other than MN to do on a Saturday night...

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BoingBoing · 08/09/2007 19:33

I do! There's a bottle of wine downstairs waiting to be opened. Meanwhile, I'm desperately trying to find a Natwest in London which opens on Sundays, so DH can stick some cash into my account. Fat chance, I think - you don't know of any do you?
And what on earth are you doing working on a Saturday? I thought journos spent Saturday nights in pubs?

BoingBoing · 08/09/2007 19:38

Nah! I give up. Their website isn't divulging any. Never mind, it can all wait until Monday. I have wine, I have fags, I have food and I can get to work. What more do I need?

And if you need a little eye candy to enliven your evening, this is why I'm torn on my top hotties list!!!

LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 19:39

Sorry, don't know of any banks open over the weekend.
Sadly, the news keeps happening, even on a Saturday. I've been kept moderately busy with Pavarotti's funeral and dead soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan, oh and the bloody McCanns.
Anyway, Satuday nights down the pub went out the window the minute the babies started to come along.

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LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 19:40

No, no, no, not for me at all. he's all yours {grin]
Don't mention fags. I'd love a fag. A nice Marlboro menthol...sigh

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BoingBoing · 08/09/2007 19:47

Yes, it's not exactly a soft news weekend is it? 'Bloody McCann's' eh? I think I'll leave that subject alone, I daren't look at any of the threads as I really don't want to know what people are saying.

BoingBoing · 08/09/2007 19:50

Marlboro Lights any use to you? Or Gold as they're now called, which completely floors anyone serving under the age of about 12 when I still ask for Light. Hmm, but I still call snickers marathons, so there you go, you just can't teach an old dog new tricks.

And I'm sorry, but how can he NOT be someone's type? He's gorgeous, brooding and very very sexy!

LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 19:53

This guy's more my style. Mmmmm.
Marlboro Lights will have to do I suppose .
Don't get me wrong, I still don't think the McCanns did it but I'm sick of reading stories about them.

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BoingBoing · 08/09/2007 20:02

Ditto, and I've just looked at a thread which is a humdinger of a row - I can't even bring myself to read much of it. Tin hats all round I think. That's why I like our safe little non-threatening Lee-adoration corner

Glass of wine too?
Hmm, not a bad choice of eye candy, but I never saw Lost, so possibly can't appreciate his qualities to their full extent.

LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 20:15

Cheers for the fag. Glass of wine would be lovely.
Ah, you've missed out not watching Lost. the eye candy was a bit of a bad boy with a lovely southern drawl.

What plans have you for this evening, apart from drinking and smoking? Watching a movie? DH's not with you then?

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BoingBoing · 08/09/2007 21:41

Oops, back again! I'm watching a dvd of Spooks - the one where our gorgeous blond's wife kills herself rather than get taken back to Syria. Good stuff.

DH is stuck in a miserable hotel in London as he had to work on some stuff over the weekend. Still, it means I get to tidy up and it stays tidy!!!

Maybe my next dvd sessions should be the entire Lost, but I'm not sure I have the energy or patience!!! Still working?

LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 21:46

Yup, till 10.30. And I never did get that glass of wine .

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BoingBoing · 08/09/2007 21:52

Please accept my sincere apologies Do you need another fag?
So, what are you working on, or is it to confidential to divulge?

LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 21:57

Nothing special, just a load of old crap. Getting stories ready in advance for 9/11 anniversary and boring stuff like that. Watching Hell's Kitchen instead of monitoring Sky News...

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BoingBoing · 08/09/2007 22:16

Oh God, 9/11 anniversary. Enough already, that always makes me cry and I avoid any of that stuff like the plague. Hells Kitchen sounds like a much better option. Is it just me, or is there something 'devilishly attractive' about MPW?

LyraBelacqua · 08/09/2007 22:18

No. He is not attractive. Methinks you need new glasses.
Right, time to finish up. Enjoy the rest of your night and thanks for the booze and fags.

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Berrie · 09/09/2007 09:00

Tee hee, have just enjoyed your Saturday night gossip, wish I had been there!
Wonder if my friend saw Lee last night...
Catch up later, bloody knackered right now!

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