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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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Berrie · 07/09/2007 10:03

Aha!

binkleandflip · 07/09/2007 10:05

I can only see the pony and the daughter!!

What am I missing out on?

Berrie · 07/09/2007 10:06

Oggs, nowhere says Oggs pictures.

Berrie · 07/09/2007 10:06

Oh do you still believe that my profile picture is visible to all? Didn't Lyra say it wasn't?

binkleandflip · 07/09/2007 10:08

If it's just a photo of your little ones then yes, its visible to all isnt it? I cant see any others tho.

oggsfrog · 07/09/2007 10:09

Oh, it's there now. Gawd, it's not exactly a user friendly set up is it?

binkleandflip · 07/09/2007 10:11

It must be my poota then because I cant see any other photies than the one of your profile (which is lovely and quite sufficient )

Berrie · 07/09/2007 10:12

Lyra said that she'd signed in as someone else and the profile pic wasn't there...

oggsfrog · 07/09/2007 10:14

No, no binkle. It's not your computer. The problem is that despite setting up a gallery of photos that are supposedly visible to all the mates that you've nominated, all that any of us are able to see is the photo attached to the profile.
We aren't getting to see the gallery.
I've just changed the photo by the way. Different animal this time

Berrie · 07/09/2007 10:17

DH is a bit of a minger Oggs!

Berrie · 07/09/2007 10:18

Berrie suddenly worries that her little jest might once more offend...she's bloody touchy that Oggs!

LyraBelacqua · 07/09/2007 10:20

Berrie, your pic on your profile will ony be visible to your mates. When i namechanged and looked at your profile, there was just a grey box where the picture should be and a message saying the picture could not be found. Then I changed back and the picture was there. Don't worry!

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binkleandflip · 07/09/2007 10:20

ah the classic deer-head-in-the-window - I love it! Have similiar but massive camel with bad breath and very large yellow teeth - so also includes my face with stricken impression and and far too many double chins in close-up

I wont be posting that btw

Berrie · 07/09/2007 10:20

Swoosh!

LyraBelacqua · 07/09/2007 10:21

So, who's going to out up a picture of themselves or are we all better off staying faceless?

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LyraBelacqua · 07/09/2007 10:22

I mean put up, not out up. Duh.

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oggsfrog · 07/09/2007 10:26

What's with the swashbuckling Berrie??

Berrie · 07/09/2007 10:26

Mmmm tricky one...I don't mind you seeing me but I'm not sure I want to see you as then I will have to alter my perception of who you are...get to know you again...I still think of you all how I originally imagined you and have forgotton the conversation about what we really looked like though I know some of you were different...

Berrie · 07/09/2007 10:28

Swashbuckling??? You mean swoosh? Swoosh as in phew! Did I make swoosh up then?

LyraBelacqua · 07/09/2007 10:44

Swoosh doesn't mean phew round here. I did wonder what you meant but didn't like to say

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Berrie · 07/09/2007 10:47

Ah well
Off to put up bloody bunting or whatever. See you later!

BoingBoing · 07/09/2007 12:37

Two bloody days of food bloody poisoning! And not an ounce of weight lost. Am I the only person to get it and not have it coming out both ends?! All I get is cramps which made labour feel like a broken fingernail. And no gas & air.

So now I have a question about my profile. How do I set it so you lot see it, along with cute DS pic, but nobody else does? Maybe I'm being stoopid (no change there then!), but I can't see how you do it. All I can figure is it's either off or on.

BoingBoing · 07/09/2007 12:53

And if anyone still cares about this stuff, our local rag has a big spread on the Travelling Joseph. Craig is Joseph and Keith the narrator in Plymouth next month. Sorry, would part with the time or cash for either. Now Lee in Plymouth, well...I'd crawl over broken glass the wrong way up the M5 for that!

BoingBoing · 07/09/2007 12:55

oops, I meant WOULDN'T part, obviously

LyraBelacqua · 07/09/2007 16:25

You can't set your profile to private, so don't put too much detail if you want to stay anonymous, but you can set your pics to be visible to friends only. Others will just see a grey box.
Sorry you've been having a tough time. Food poisoning is no fun is it. Hope you're feeling better.

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