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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 20/09/2007 13:30

Me neither, Damewashalot. His chunky legs really don't suit a skirt either. Glad you had such a good time. You were sitting close to where I was. My own trip to the theatre seems like months ago now.
I can't call that rear of the year page up either, Oggs.
No gym today. I put my feet up with a cup of tea and watched Homes Under the Hammer instead.
We're having plans drawn up to extend our tiny Victorian shoebox and I was looking for inspiration.

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oggsfrog · 20/09/2007 14:07

Gah! I go to all that trouble to find a pic of his bum, and nobody can see it. Sheesh!
Here's a link to the Google News pages I found it on. It's the second one down - the Holy Moly one.

Damewashalot I'm .
I spent all my time ogling him through high powered binoculars so got no sense of the show as a whole . Thought the apache dancer was excellent though

Berrie · 20/09/2007 15:07

I could see it Oggs!

Berrie · 20/09/2007 15:08

You watched what Lyra?

Berrie · 20/09/2007 15:09

My Bubba is shorn...

BoingBoing · 20/09/2007 15:48

Berrie

oggsfrog · 20/09/2007 16:16

How shorn?? No.1? Buzz cut? Short back and sides? Mullet? Most importantly what does ds think?

BoingBoing · 20/09/2007 16:40

Mullet They MUST be due a revival

LyraBelacqua · 20/09/2007 16:42

So have you never watched it then Berrie? . I had a good excuse.

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LyraBelacqua · 20/09/2007 16:44

I don't see the point of them showing bums in jeans. We want naked bums. Well actually, not Sian's ...

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Berrie · 20/09/2007 17:47

Lyra

Berrie · 20/09/2007 17:49

Ummm well Ds is not bothered. Dh has just walked in and said he thinks he'll get used to it which has irritated me no end as it was for him !
It's kind of long short...like a short haircut that has grown out

oggsfrog · 20/09/2007 19:35

Did you keep any of the hair Berrie? Was it his first cut?

Lyra, thanks , I can't stop imagining his bum now . I keep referring back to the photo and am a bit dismayed, truth be told. Is he wearing hipster jeans?? It looks like they are being sucked up somewhat and now that I've noticed that he's misthreaded his belt I want to re-do it for him .

oggsfrog · 20/09/2007 19:58

Dum de dum

Do you all wait until I've gone before you come out to play?

Right.....that's me then..........off I go for a bath............. here I go.......

oggsfrog · 20/09/2007 20:16

Oh well. Really am going for a bath now. Then perhaps a Clive Owen dvd, with a bottle of red wine to cheer me up [smiel]

damewashalot · 20/09/2007 20:45

(considers possibility that spent a little too much time looking at Lee) apache dancer??????????? er? Lee was good

binkleandflip · 20/09/2007 21:05

Personally, I dont really rate Lee's bum so much - it's a bit flat for my taste and there are much, much better parts of him that should be commended I feel.

oggsfrog · 20/09/2007 21:52

What are you basing your opinion on Binkle? The photo, or your many viewings of him in person?
Personally I'm with you.... bugger the arse.... give me his thighs, and much more besides, any day

Washalot, "apache dancer" was the female dancer in black with veil and torn tights who came on during "One more angel in heaven" and was flung about a lot then left with Jacob.

oggsfrog · 20/09/2007 21:55

didn't literally mean bugger the arse

Damn. Must preview. Must preview.

LyraBelacqua · 20/09/2007 21:59

I never understood what she was there for. What was the point? Am I missing something?
You lot and your obsession with thighs. It's the eyes that make him special, especially when they're looking directly into mine .
Damewashalot, did you hang around for an autograph at the end? That was the highlight of the evening for me.

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oggsfrog · 21/09/2007 00:30

No idea who she was or why she was, Lyra... she was a very good dancer though

Psheesh...eyes, thighs, shmeyes.
Agree that he has beautiful eyes (he does wear glasses though Lyra, so perhaps he was actually gazing over your shoulder, lost in a reverie, thinking about me )

Berrie · 21/09/2007 07:39

It's the torso for me....mmmm

Berrie · 21/09/2007 07:49

My Mum came round yesterday and clocked my Lee picture (hard to miss ) and said od did *** get you that? (my friend) and I said no....er...er just a friend of mine. I couldn't risk her coming on Mumsnet and reading my posts!

It was not his first haircut no, he's had lots but yes I did keep a bit. It'll grow...We had a row about it last night. I told him it was very dull of him to worry about what other people thought which was not very fair as he was actually worried that ds would mind when people thought he was a girl.

damewashalot · 21/09/2007 07:53

Ah now I know who you mean yes very good.

We didn't hang around, dh was ok with me wanting to see the show, hanging around like a groupie might have been a bit much for him

Have to say the one point that I found my self admiring his physique was when he was down on the floor bowing before pharoh who was singing, he has a lovely back/shoulders (the front wasn't too bad either now I come to think about it)Nicely toned but not overly muscly

Bad mother should be getting my boys ready for school

binkleandflip · 21/09/2007 08:04

It's hair all the way for me - and thighs obviously

My poor dd has been poorly all night - throwing up and retching since 10pm - she is thankfully sound asleep in her bed now but I am shattered!

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