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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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binkleandflip · 21/09/2007 08:06

Is the apache dancer there to make a bit of time to sort out scenery in the back or something?

I quite like the brother who she does the dancing with - he looks lovely in RL at the end - oh it's all fab and I cant wait to January to see it again (wishing my life away )

Berrie · 21/09/2007 08:41

Ah poor dd and poor Binkle!

BoingBoing · 21/09/2007 09:47

Ain't you lot shallow! It's his beautiful talent that I admire

Actually, seriously, however good he looks, if he had zero talent I'd have booted him out of ADWD within the first couple of weeks and not looked twice

binkleandflip · 21/09/2007 10:40

OGGS!!!

I dont say this often enough,

but...

I BLODDY WELL LOVE YOU!!!

Got the post this morn, am swooning as we speak... - denotes hot flush!!

p.s. I also pronounce you my new best friend - Berrie, get yer coat..you're demoted

BoingBoing · 21/09/2007 10:41

Ooh ooh ooh!!! Does that mean I should get excited about my post when I get home tonight?

binkleandflip · 21/09/2007 10:42

oh yes indeed

BoingBoing · 21/09/2007 10:53

GrinGrinGrin

Berrie · 21/09/2007 11:40

Binkle...may I take this opportunity to wish you all the best with your new best friend...

BoingBoing · 21/09/2007 11:48

OMG I feel SOOOOO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my colleagues has just announced (in an OMG I'm old and my life is passing me by kind of way), that it's 10 years this week since she was a fresher. TEN YEARS?!!!! I really didn't need to be reminded about something I'd not even registered, that this means it's exactly TWENTY YEARS for me! Now I just feel ancient.

But at least I have the post to look forward to when I get home - if I don't keel over from old age by then.

Berrie · 21/09/2007 12:20

eeeeee you old git!

BoingBoing · 21/09/2007 13:14

Now that's just mean!

LyraBelacqua · 21/09/2007 13:30

Yes, Boing, you are clearly far too old for Lovely Lee. As the youngest here I shall claim him.
Binkle, don't mention that you're not 36 till next week>

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oggsfrog · 21/09/2007 13:55
BoingBoing · 21/09/2007 13:56

Oh Lyra, you are soooo wrong! What he needs is an older woman!

damewashalot · 21/09/2007 14:02

As a newcomer on this thread I may be making myself suddenly unpopular but can I just mention that I am 33? therefore younger

It's a good job I am only interested in his vocal talents and would rather get my hands on a cd of him singing than the real thing

BoingBoing · 21/09/2007 14:18

I don't believe a word of it Dame Wishy-Washy!!!

damewashalot · 21/09/2007 14:34

I really would love a cd though JD is going to sound, well, wishy washy now

LyraBelacqua · 21/09/2007 14:52

If we bombard them with enough emails and begging letters, maybe RUG or whoever will release a Joseph CD. Don't they know they could make millions in MN sales alone?
Very not to be the (second) youngest anymore.
Oggs, do you find it odd that you want to mother Lee and *%@£&> him at the same time?

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Berrie · 21/09/2007 16:06

Fear not Boing...I have had my punishment for my mean comment. We are going out this evening...only a family do but better than nothing and I took the kids upstairs to try some things on as I fancied dressing up a bit. Found myself asking DS how I looked and him saying, you look lovely Mummy only for me to reply but you haven't looked yet!!!(he's not his father's son for nothing!)
Anyway, the reflection showed not the seductive temptress I was hoping for but a figure that would best be described as 'matronly.' and not in a Holby City way. So I'm going to bloody well keep on the jeans and jumper I'm wearing so there!

oggsfrog · 21/09/2007 16:20

D'oh Lyra... I obviously won't be doing the mothering and the sh@**!ng at the same time
There's a time and a place .......

BoingBoing · 21/09/2007 17:53

OGGY OGGY OGGY!!!!!!!!!!!

OY OY OY!!!!!!!!

Yessss!! You and Lyra (who could forget the Leefest?) are now, officially, my two favouritist people in the whole wide world

And it would be fair to say that it didn't provoke a single maternal instinct. Nope, not one

BoingBoing · 21/09/2007 17:54

Berrie, I know just how you feel

LyraBelacqua · 21/09/2007 21:07

Tee hee. Did anyone see the ADWD sketch on the new French and Saunders show on BBC1? Saunders in a Joseph coat playing a 'hopeful' and French as ALW in a big chair pulling faces at the singing. Saunders sang Close Every Door after she was told 'you're not Joseph'. V funny.

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DumbledoresGirl · 21/09/2007 21:29

Just been watching a few YouTube clips from Any Dream Will Do and I wondered, where are they all now, in particular Seamus? It makes me smile every time I think of him singing "For I have been promised, a show of my own".

So, does anyone know?

Lee - yes, well we all know
Craig - doing an excellent touring production
Lewis - understudying Lee?
Chris - in the touring show, sometimes taking the Joseph role

How about the others?

DumbledoresGirl · 21/09/2007 21:31

Oh and I am baffled by your comments about there being no Joseph CD. When I saw Craig last week, there was a CD for sale along with the other merchandise. I did not look closely to see who was singing on it but I assumed it was a Craig performance.

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