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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 16/09/2007 10:32

Get well soon Oggs!!!
So, is the Jason Donovan CD worth buying? I've got all the Joseph songs going round in my head and feel the need to listen to them again but don't want to ruin the memory of Lee's versions.
I was thinking what questions I would ask Lee if I ever got to interview him (fat chance of that).
What would be the one question you'd ask?

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Berrie · 16/09/2007 10:36

Oh now you're asking

Berrie · 16/09/2007 10:36

'So do you fancy a quick one?'

Berrie · 16/09/2007 10:36

@Or even a long one?'

LyraBelacqua · 16/09/2007 10:47

Berrie
Lowering the tone again

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binkleandflip · 16/09/2007 11:15

Sorry you're sniffly oggs!

Morning, I'm feeling slightly groggy this morning, now the one question I would ask Lee....

binkleandflip · 16/09/2007 11:16

I think the JD cd worth having - its a great mood lifter in the car but I am careful to knock it off before putting the windows down (I'm trying to retain a modicom (sp?) of street cred here

binkleandflip · 16/09/2007 11:29

How about

"Joseph was your dream role...what do you dream of now?"

Topical and insightful

If I got to ask two then obviously the next would be something to do with if he'd mind me touching his hair..

LyraBelacqua · 16/09/2007 11:40

I think I'd like to know what a typical day was like for him now.

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oggsfrog · 16/09/2007 11:58

Lyra the JD (boo hiss)cd is well worth having.
It's just that his voice is so weak, insipid and unremarkable compared to Lee's deep rich one that I tend to fast forward through most of his solos - especially Close Every Door.
It really helps you re-live the experience though

I'm feeling very sorry for myself and don't know if I can be bothered dragging myself down there in the rain. Dd wants to go though so we'll see.

oggsfrog · 16/09/2007 12:07

You can tell how miserable I'm feeling..... right now if I had Lee in front of me, the one question I would ask would be a very plaintive "Can I have a cuddle please?" .
Obviously if I was feeling my usual chipper self, I would echo Berrie's question

Berrie · 16/09/2007 12:41

Oh yes...like the touching hair one...followed by then can I run my hands all over your torso?

Berrie · 16/09/2007 19:08

Berrie passes Oggs a bottle of Elderberry 2006. That'll warm you up love!

oggsfrog · 16/09/2007 22:01

Thanks Berrie,that's very welcome.
It's all over bar the clearing up now. Well it is for me at least. Think there's still a band on back there as I can faintly hear a thrumming bass line, but I'm back home and waiting to get into a hot bath - dh is in there at the moment.
Dd is finally in bed after hula hooping most of the day away.
Very, very tired and feel like my head is stuffed with cotton wool. Haven't been able to taste anything all day.
Night.

Berrie · 17/09/2007 07:42

Morning!
Hope you are feeling a little better today Oggs.
Right, 2 weeks until I go to Cornwall. I wish to arrive there 5 pounds lighter...I've been starting to do this (for the holiday)every day for at least a month but just now...this second...I'm gonna do it! (One doesn't wear Spanx on the beach you know)

LyraBelacqua · 17/09/2007 08:33

Will one be on the beach in October? You're optimistic.
Good luck with it. maybe you can pop in on Boing while youre down there.

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Berrie · 17/09/2007 08:47

But of course! Indeed the house is just about ON the beach....ooo was just about to put a link the house but then worried that Boing might come and look at me annonymously

Berrie · 17/09/2007 08:50

Had Lee dreams last night Didn't really get close though...I was in the show!

LyraBelacqua · 17/09/2007 12:08

Post the link, I wanna see the house!

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Berrie · 17/09/2007 13:25

Oh alright, just need to recover after taking ds to pre school...1/2 hour up hills...then back again!

Berrie · 17/09/2007 13:28

here

Berrie · 17/09/2007 13:29

We chose it because there is a bottle of wine on the table obviously!

Berrie · 17/09/2007 13:31

Not that I'm having any wine tonight, oh no not I!

A small tuna steak and some steamed vegetables...[smug in advance but don't hold your breath emoticon]

binkleandflip · 17/09/2007 13:31

Berrie, that looks gorgeous!! Where is that again?

Berrie · 17/09/2007 13:35

Sennen Cove near Lands End...Boing no peering at me behind my back!
(though I do appreciate that Cornwall is a sizable place and you may well not live anywhere near!....do you?)

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