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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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binkleandflip · 17/09/2007 13:37

It's beautiful and you're right, the wine sealed it

Berrie · 17/09/2007 13:39

We love it, we got married there...made everyone come down for it....

binkleandflip · 17/09/2007 14:31

I got married under the clock in Chester - well in the hotel under the clock - it was great but I would've like to do it somewhere picturesque like that - lovely!

BoingBoing · 17/09/2007 16:06

Sorry gang, the network's been down all day!

Don't worry Berrie, I ain't gonna come and stalk you. Sennen's a pig of a place to get to for me, (around 45mins-hour) and I already live in West Cornwall!!! I shall, however, endeavour to keep you updated on the weather situation, and answer any and all questions you may have The place looks beautiful though.

Sounds like you all had a fab weekend, apart from Oggs - hope you get better soon, and I still need to email you . But I don't think I'm queueing up for the touring version.

Berrie · 17/09/2007 16:42

Boing...I didn't think you really would unless you happened to actually live there...and if you did I'd be coming to see you, no floor or floor!

BoingBoing · 17/09/2007 16:44

Always welcome!
But give me a shout if you venture into Truro - it's where I work - I'll buy you a pastie!

LyraBelacqua · 17/09/2007 17:12

Wow, what a stunning spot. We'd love to stay somewhere like that. Do you rent it from a company or does someone you know own it?
I was going to ask for the rental company's number so we could book it but then I saw it was your wedding house and thought that might be a bit strange (sleeping in Berrie's wedding night bed .
I've spent all afternoon washing my carpets (i never got round to it last week) with my super duper new machine so I'm now knackered. Still, I had two whole hours off this morning as DS2 started nursery. I didn't know what to do with myself. I'd intended to go to the gym but read my book in a hot bubbly bath instead.

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Berrie · 17/09/2007 20:49

Tee hee Lyra, that's my girl!
No no don't worry, this one isn't the wedding house. That one was further down the beach. It's no longer for hire but it's just as well it cost squillions (price band z!)
I'll send you a link for the website when I get a mo. This house sleeps 10 but there are smaller cottages in the same place. We adore it there and not because we got married there but why we got married there. Tis magical!

LyraBelacqua · 17/09/2007 21:02

Sleeps 10?
How many secret children do you have?

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Berrie · 17/09/2007 22:04

Lordy, don't wish any more on me! We are going with my Mum, my siblings and their families.
Link tomorrow Lyra...off to bed.

Berrie · 18/09/2007 09:02

Come on Mr Postman!

binkleandflip · 18/09/2007 09:38

Have booked tickets this morn to see Lewis in January....

Berrie · 18/09/2007 10:01

here is the link

It's the cottages at Sennen that you want specifically the Vellan Dreath ones for in the sanddunes where we are. The website is rubbish, if you send for the brochure it's much clearer which cottages are clustered together.

BoingBoing · 18/09/2007 10:04

Blardy emmets....

Berrie · 18/09/2007 10:09

eh boing?

Berrie · 18/09/2007 10:10

Binkle you are Joseph mad!

Berrie · 18/09/2007 10:12

Come ON Postman!!!

BoingBoing · 18/09/2007 10:19

Emmets? Furriners, what come down y'ere from upcount-ree, blockin' up our roads with their fancy 4-wheel drives an' spendin' all their money buying up our hovels for exhorbitant amounts, proicin' uz out of our own villages and forcing uz to live in places like Camborne.

LyraBelacqua · 18/09/2007 10:30

Boing, aren't you also one of 'these furriners' eh? eh?!!
Berrie, has it arrived? I was a bit nervous posting it in central London on a Saturday. I had visions of some drunken yob peeing in/putting a lit match in the postbox for a larrrf and ruining your signed picture.
Binkle, I'm very . I wanna see Lewis too.
Thanks for the link, Berrie. I'll get DP to have a look once he gets back. he's away this week and next so I'm a single mum for a bit At least the house stays tidy though

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Berrie · 18/09/2007 10:34

Yes why is that Lyra. They can't make more mess than the kids. My theory is that I know that if I don't tidy it up no-one else will so I get on and do it.

Berrie · 18/09/2007 10:35

We've been in February before and it's still stunning...oh yeah and bog off Boing!

Berrie · 18/09/2007 10:36

POOOOOOOOSTIE WHERE AAAAAARE YOUUUUU?

Berrie · 18/09/2007 10:41

He heard he heard!
It's here!

Berrie · 18/09/2007 10:42

I have not opened it yet....
Nice handwriting Lyra...similar to mine

Berrie · 18/09/2007 10:42

Here goes....

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