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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 17:26

But I'm not a minger either.

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Berrie · 14/09/2007 17:30

Tee hee Lyra, love ya really!

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 17:46

Really, Berrie, I would have thought you'd wait till the signed photo was in the post before you started being so mean.

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Berrie · 14/09/2007 19:21

That is a very good point!
Twas meant fondly!

Berrie · 14/09/2007 20:14

Grovel grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall
Worship ,worship, beg kneel sponge crawl!

DumbledoresGirl · 14/09/2007 20:16

Hi Girls! Seeing Craig tomorrow! [Excitement building]

Berrie · 14/09/2007 20:18

Oh Oh Oh!
Do come back and tell us all about it Dumbles!

DumbledoresGirl · 14/09/2007 20:19

Will do! (even if is a complete flop!)

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 20:31

Have fun DG!
Don't worry Berrie, your pic will be winging its way to the east Midlands sometime tomorrow. Then it's safe to be mean to me.

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LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 20:51

DG and Binkle, apparently Chris Barton is playing Benjamin in the touring show, so you'll get two Joes for the price of one.

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DumbledoresGirl · 14/09/2007 21:00

Chris Barton - had to google him to remember who he was. He was the one who burst into tears at every opportunity, right? Hope he holds it together for the show and doesn't need a tissue when he is accused of stealing the cup!

Berrie · 14/09/2007 21:16

Ho ho ho!

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 21:29

Make sure you take some sunglasses. His teeth are dazzling

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binkleandflip · 14/09/2007 23:18

Well, actually three for one because Keith narrating.

I'm actually, sort of, looking forward to it

Ah, who am I kidding! I'll be closing my eyes (and ears to Craig) and thinking only of Lee!!

binkleandflip · 14/09/2007 23:20

Oggs, have e-mailed you

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 23:29

Three Joes for the price of one, that's value for money. I've been on MN (on and off) all bloody day. Time to put away the laptop and go to bed...

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binkleandflip · 14/09/2007 23:30

night night Lyra, you've done us proud today, thanks so much for the photies

Berrie · 15/09/2007 08:18

Morning everyone!
Off to the festival this morning...shall return to you bursting with culture!

DumbledoresGirl · 15/09/2007 11:32

You are kidding me? Keith is in it too? Dd's cup will run over.

Leaving in an hour.

binkleandflip · 15/09/2007 11:43

DG, I am booked in to see it at Preston in November - says Keith is in it - you'll have to let us know -

Quite excited to hear all about it!!

LyraBelacqua · 15/09/2007 11:45

You're right, Binkle, I read that somewhere too. And am I right in thinking that the narrator is the biggest singing part? So you'll be hearing a lot more Keith than Craig.

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LyraBelacqua · 15/09/2007 14:31

Berrie, the pic is in the post so should be with you by Tuesday (I missed last collection) unless someone firebombs the pillar box.

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Berrie · 15/09/2007 17:43

Thanks Lyra, you are wonderful!

DumbledoresGirl · 15/09/2007 19:34

What a performance! It was really great girls, and Craig did himself proud. He was really good, as was the whole show. The narrator was not Keith but some woman whose name I forget but anyway, she wasn't in it this afternoon and her part was played by one of the "handmaidens" who was excellent - better than the narrator in the Jason Donovan CD (which I own). It was a really lovely afternoon and at the end Craig said a few words about how privileged he felt to be playing this part and how he was used to audiences of maybe 30 but now was playing to theatres of 800 and he was so grateful. He really came across as the nice unassuming man he was on Any Dream Will Do and I felt so happy for him when he got applause at the begining before he had even sung a note: the public obviously liked him.

I took dd round to the stage door afterwards (not usually the sort of thing I do) and he signed her programme and dh took photos of us as he was signing. Apparently, he is suffering with a cold at the moment (had Monday and Tuesday off with chest infection he said) but you could not tell by his performance. I was sitting waiting for a mistake but he was word and note perfect.

Oh and Chris whatshisname was fine as Benjamin too. Apparently, he understudies Craig for the part of Joseph so I suppose if you were unlucky enough to not get Craig one performance, you would have Chris instead. It made me realise that all the contestants on Any Dream Will Do were perfectly capable of playing the part really, though I still think Lee was the best!

Oh and one final note: Craig in a loincloth - perfectly acceptable girls!

Berrie · 15/09/2007 19:40

Glad that you had a good time DG!
Thanks very much for the crit. I'm glad some of the otheres got something out of the show.

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