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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 13:05

Me too - the spare tyres around my middle and big belly have GOT TO GO!!!! Great plan BTW. And I'm sure we'll get along fine - well, except for who get's the best view seat in our box. Cats in a sack springs to mind

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 13:18

That's rather a random thread that butter one!!

Ooh, Boing suddenly remembers that you all think I'm the toff. Does that means I'll have to dig out the pearls & tweed to mix with the riff-raff?
Lyra as our resident metropolitan glamourpuss will be head to foot in smart designer black, complete with stilletos.

Now I'll have to wander off to consider what everyone else will be dolled up in....Berrie will be the one staggering along, merrily quaffing her homebrew, random chicken feathers sticking out of woolly jumper, Oggs doing her best Angelina Jolie impression and Binkle...I'm imagining you with a mane of hair similar to your gorgeous dog, topped off by that beautiful New Year crown

binkleandflip · 14/09/2007 13:21

classy, like?

Yeh, that'll be me - might bring along a stick of Blackpool Rock to complete the look

Berrie · 14/09/2007 13:23

You are muddling me up with Oggs, Boing! (Berrie wonders whether this is a good thing...and decides that it is )

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 13:30

Oops Berrie . So...how close was I?
And Binkle, of course it's classy. We're all on this thread, after all

binkleandflip · 14/09/2007 13:32

I'm going to book a session with a life coach and also colour therapy stylist before I out the RL me I think..

Only kidding, I'm fairly acceptable in polite company

I really hope we can get this to come off.

Berrie · 14/09/2007 13:33

I'm the homebrew and A.J. though of course Oggs might consider herself to have things in commen too...Oggs has the chickens.

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 13:35

doh!

Berrie · 14/09/2007 13:40

I can't help but feel slighty offended.... Not sure I want to meet you now Will let you off, you are supposed to be working while chatting after all!

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 13:49

All friends again? I'll let you share my super powered ex-special forces binoculars at the theatre? Promise!

Berrie · 14/09/2007 13:58

Oh go on then

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 14:03

GrinGrinGrin

nappyaddict · 14/09/2007 14:26

binkleandflip

can you email me? i have a beauty question!!

[email protected]

Berrie · 14/09/2007 15:21

I have been pondering Lyra's relative reluctance to meet.

Berrie · 14/09/2007 15:21

I have a theory

Berrie · 14/09/2007 15:23

I believe she has misrepresented herself and that she is not the glam, swish dwelling, mother of beautiful boys she would have us believe...

Berrie · 14/09/2007 15:25

here she is

Berrie · 14/09/2007 15:27

or here

Berrie · 14/09/2007 15:29

getting better at this tee hee

Berrie · 14/09/2007 15:30

chortle

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 15:30

ROFL
My vote's with the last one.

Berrie · 14/09/2007 15:32

chortle

Berrie · 14/09/2007 15:32

Oh did that one twice...nevermind better stop now! Feel free to join in though!

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 17:05

Ahem.

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LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 17:11

Anyway I never said I was glamorous, that was Berrie.
For the record I am not a glamourpuss.

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