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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 11:31

Autograph on brochure pic now on profile (after much faffing).

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Berrie · 14/09/2007 11:33

Right, off to get ds!

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 11:33

The first one (with the white background) is the one you're getting Berrie.

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Berrie · 14/09/2007 11:34

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Thanks Lyra!

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 11:36

Right, my fund begins with flogging my knackered old laptop on ebay. It's got to be worth something?

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 11:37

I sold my old laptop, which didn't even work, on ebay and got £100 for it. List it as spares or repair.

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BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 11:43

Mine so heavy it would be worth something just as a brick

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 11:43

I think I'm up for going in March. Just wondering if it will be a bit strange meeting up in real life after chatting on here for so long. But then I can't sit at home knowing you're all going to Joseph together. I'll have a look and see what seats are available. I was in the Dress Circle last night (row K - top price seats my arse) so I'd really get to get stalls if we can. Or maybe we should get a box and a butler to serve us champagne and canapes.

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LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 12:03

Had a quick look and groups of four/five might be a problem. Also, we'll probably only get tickets for a weekday night. Would that be a problem?

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BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 12:15

No - I figured it would have to be a weekday. I'll just have to work around it, and even I can get that sorted with 6 month's notice.
It would be kind of mad & weird to meet up though. But hey, what the hell!

Berrie · 14/09/2007 12:19

Oh dear, do you think it would ruin some beautiful friendships?

Berrie · 14/09/2007 12:20

I've been wondering if the reason we get on is because we just talk more or less about Lee and drinking and never clash horns on going to work/staying at home, breastfeeding, food etc

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 12:21

You're probably right, Berrie.

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binkleandflip · 14/09/2007 12:28

I am up for any night of any month and I think we'd all get along fab, unless of course, we all got into a catfight on the pavement afterwards vying for a prime spot for a bit of Lee-leching!

Oggs, I'm in Lancashire, so it'd only takes and hour or so to get to the lakes and then Carlisle not so far from there so it wouldnt be a big stretch, not really. Or flying to EMA might be work out better.

I know its all hypothetical at the mo but I do think we'd have a cracking night out!

Lyra, I'm kind of thinking if we are going to have a proper treat, then the box/butler/canapes & champers is really not a bad idea at all...- might be the only way we all get to sit together too.

Berrie · 14/09/2007 12:29

Weekday would be a problem if DH had to take 2 days off work...I suppose I could come down at tea time then he would only need 1 day off...

Berrie · 14/09/2007 12:30

Mmmmmm, thinking thinking...

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 12:31

This is going to take some planning. How do you get tickets for a box? I've never seen them. And they give you a side-on view.

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binkleandflip · 14/09/2007 12:32

I dont know, perhaps I could phone the hospitality people who sorted us out last time and enquire?

Berrie · 14/09/2007 12:33

It's stupid but I'm already thinking, I'd have to loose some weight so that you'd like me more and so that you wouldn't be embarrassed to be seen with me.
Bet you think I'm enormous the way I go on, I'm really very normal looking.

Berrie · 14/09/2007 12:34

How much would it add on Binkle? Might make it too much of a stretch for those on a budjet...

binkleandflip · 14/09/2007 12:36

I know, I'll make some enquiries and get back as soon as I can, will probably be after weekend though.

Berrie, the same thought went through my head, especially as I am a couple of pounds (ahem..) heavier than when my profile pics were taken but nothing a skipful of slim fast cant put right

Berrie · 14/09/2007 12:40

Thanks Binkle

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 12:57

I was thinking I'd have to get my hair done.

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binkleandflip · 14/09/2007 13:01

Lol, what are we like?!

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 13:04

I'll have to so some serious glamming up to live up to Berrie's image of me
Right, off to take ds2 to football. I'm going to drive around a bit first so he'll hopefully have a bit of a nap. We're both tired and irritable today.
(btw, I just posted that last bit on a thread about butter. People will think I'm a nutter)

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