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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 13:27

Watch out Lyra, she'll be down there with her still before you can say 'brewing licence'.

Berrie · 13/09/2007 13:28

errr, dunno. I'll look it up, you might need to build a greenhouse round it!

LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 13:29

So, where in London did you live, Boing? Did you work in the City?

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LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 13:30

So you don't think I'd be able to make wine out of them? Seems a shame to waste them.

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Berrie · 13/09/2007 13:37

Hold on...yes you might be able to but wet summer might be against you...hold on

BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 13:37

Oh yes Lyra, I followed the money and had a whale of a time - I do like an investment banker . Not sure where all that money went though

My flat was in the cheap end of Wandsworth - when Wandsworth still had a cheap end. DH's, where we ended up for a while as he refused to go sarf of the river, was a bit more upmarket (SW3 FFS) - and that's where all the murders, druggies and muggings were, not blameless Wandsworth!

Berrie · 13/09/2007 13:44

2kg will make 1 bottle...they don't sound very big...

Berrie · 13/09/2007 13:46

Sounds like you need a lot of equipment to me but the book says it's easy. It doesn't really say what condition the grapes should be in though to be viable.

BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 13:48

Bags I get a bottle of the first harvest of Chateau Lyra

LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 13:56

Sounds like it will be more like a thimble-full. Where's SW3? It sounds posh but can't put my finger on it. Kensington? Chelsea? Belgravia?

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LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 13:57

Thanks for chcking Berrie. Maybe I'll wait till i have a bigger harvest and let the birds and wasps have them this year.

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BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 14:08

Chelsea - but again, before the Russians moved in and pushed prices into the stratosphere.

binkleandflip · 13/09/2007 14:38

AM just nipping on to say have a fab night tonight Lyra!!

Cant wait to hear about it again !!

BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 14:55

Checklist for tonight Lyra:

  1. Do you have your camera to take lots of gorgeous photos to show us tomorrow?
  2. Do you have a fan to stop you from fainting at the sight of his Lee-ness?
  3. Do you have a towel to wipe down all that sweat?
  4. And do you have your solicitor's phone number for when you get arrested for assault?
Berrie · 13/09/2007 15:01

Lyra, I think you should think of something to say to him so that you can have him reply to you ! Even if it's really cheesy, like you were soooo good tonight!

LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 15:06

Thanks all. I'm off to pick up ds1 from school now so will probably speak to you all after the show/in the morning.

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Berrie · 13/09/2007 15:20

Tell him we Loooooooooooove him!

BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 15:51

How many press ups do you have to do a day to get those gorgeous pecs?

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 00:21

I'm back.
Just a quick one as it's quite late. Got not only a signed photo (up for grabs to the highest bidder ) but an autograph on my programme, lots of pics and a short video. Lee even came back to me a second time and all I could say was 'you've alredy signed it'. Duh. Should have asked for a kiss. He kissed a couple of old grannies .
More details in the morning.

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oggsfrog · 14/09/2007 06:56

Oh Lyra
How fantastic!
Post the Pics! Post the Pics! Post the Pics!

oggsfrog · 14/09/2007 07:09

debates what to bid for the signed photo........... right arm? dh? house and home?....... dd??

oggsfrog · 14/09/2007 07:13
oggsfrog · 14/09/2007 07:14

missed out "in Lyra's dream

Berrie · 14/09/2007 07:32

Oh oh oh Lyra you are sooooooo lucky ( and of course my very favourite friend on the Joseph thread!

oggsfrog · 14/09/2007 08:38

I was very hurt by your description Lyra you know.........

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