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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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Berrie · 14/09/2007 08:40

Oh but Oggs, you've seen the real thing
So has Binkle Poor old me and Boing have never even clapped eyes on the lad

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 09:06

Berrie, you took the words right out of my mouth
Maybe we could organise a timeshare on it?!

But if Lee came back to you a second time, Lyra that must mean he looooooves you.

Lee loves Lyra, Lee loves Lyra, Lee loves Lyra tum-ti-tum-ti-tum

oggsfrog · 14/09/2007 09:06

Lyra can you post a pic of the signed photo too?

Berrie · 14/09/2007 09:08

Lyra, you must be stunning...or you looked very desperate!

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 09:14

Lyra, you must have looked gorgeous for him to come back for more . (Does that extreme grovelling win me the piccie?!)

Berrie · 14/09/2007 09:17

How rude Boing, it was me who kindly raised your plight.
Humph off to playschool now... no fighting while I'm gone.

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 09:25

All's fair in love & piccies Berrie
(But I will share, I promise!)

Come on Lyra - spill more!!!

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 09:43

Hello! will post pics now and try to scan signed photos. I think Boing or Berrie should have it as they haven't seen the show (sorry everyone else), but which one...
btw, I think he came back to me a second time because he'd obviously forgotten me in those few short seconds.

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Berrie · 14/09/2007 09:47

No no no Lyra, he came back for a second look at your beauty!

Berrie realises that since Lyra already has Boing's contact details, her chances are slim. How about we pass it on...all of us, we could write our addresses down and take a photo and share it with our mumsnet mates only

Berrie · 14/09/2007 09:49

SCReeeeeeeeeeam ! It's LEEEEEEEEEEE...lordy even in that piuc you can see his lush bod....sigh

BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 09:52

Thud!
Sigh. That's made my Friday morning

Berrie · 14/09/2007 09:58

What a body...look at the crowds though...I wouldn't like facing that every night.

Lyra...I feel all..dissatisfied looking at that...does it feel like that when you see him for real?

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 10:00

There should be three pics on there now. he did look luch in a tight white t-shirt, with his hair slightly damp and a bit of make-up still on.

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LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 10:01

Berrie, I felt all star-struck
I was so close and now I am so far. Why didn't I grab a kiss like those bloody grannies.

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Berrie · 14/09/2007 10:01

Go on tell us, in detail, what happened...

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 10:02

That should read lush. Luch isn't even a word

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BoingBoing · 14/09/2007 10:06

I was wondering Lyra . I couldn't decide if you were going for lush or lunch for a minute

Berrie · 14/09/2007 10:06

Oh you'd have smelt him and everything...swoon.

There is nothing for it...we have to go on a Mumsnet night out to see him again next year!

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 10:07

I employed the same tactics as last time. Friend and I went to the loo, then queued to buy the programme and picture brochure, then slipped out and stood at the front of the crowd (the women we stood in front of must have loved us ).Then lovely Lee came out, in said tight white t-shirt, and started dishing out the signed photos. Then once they were all gone he started signing programmes and tickets, and the crowd surged forward as all these desperate women tried to reach him. I grabbed a photo then got a page of my brochure ready to be signed, which I thrust in front of him and he signed. He did a couple of others then he was standing in front of me expectantly, and I blurted out 'you've already signed it'. . And he moved on to the next people while I continued to gaze at him. Then he waved and was gone.

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Berrie · 14/09/2007 10:12

What did he say/do when you said he'd already done it?

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 10:15

It's a shame I can't add the video to my profile.
Right, I'll pick names out of a hat to decide the recipient of the signed photo.

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LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 10:16

It's a bit hazy, Berrie. It all happens so fast. I think he just moved along to the next person. He has programmes thrust under his nose from all directions.

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Berrie · 14/09/2007 10:17

Just to say...before the winner is announced, like Boing, I will share!

LyraBelacqua · 14/09/2007 10:18

And the winner is ... ... Berrie! DS2 picked your name out.

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Berrie · 14/09/2007 10:19

Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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