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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 10:33

That sounds, um, exciting.
Probably more fun than housework, but my house is now sparkling (for a change).

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LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 10:39

Not sure what you think I might quote you in. The undercover expose that I've been working on about unscrupulous businesses luring unsuspecting yanks to these shores under false pretences, perhaps.

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BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 10:42

Nah! Cynical EU funded employees having to beat of grant chasers who only want to come to our beautiful county if we give them loads of cash to do it . It's how 99.9% of enquiries begin.

LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 10:47

Ah, I see (I think).
So, I have to drag the boys into central London tonight to hand over to DP before going to the theatre, and we're going to have a meal out near DP's work. Should I take them for sushi, Italian, Turkish or pizza? I can't decide. Maybe I'll let them choose.

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BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 10:52

Sushi!!! But only if I can come too. You'd think, given how much fish they catch down here you'd be able to find a decent sushi restaurant. Nah! Not one. Even the M&S stuff is vile. It explains why You Sushi has a place at Paddington

LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 10:57

Yes, I think Yo Sushi for us tonight. I love that place. We used to go all the time before we moved out to the 'burbs when DS2 came along. DS1 loved the drinks robot.

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Berrie · 13/09/2007 11:38

Here I am! This morning I have been transporting all FIL's shopping to his house.( ok not all, I forgot some broccoli, some salad and a frozen lamb dinner) I hadn't thought through cramming all his shopping and ours into our fridge and freezer last night. He is supposed to be coming out of hospital after 11 weeks tomorrow which should take a little of the pressure off. Then I went to a shop for a new smoke alarm and ended up spending lots of money on silly things that cast only a pound or so each but added up e.g. a sink strainer plug thingy, a washing basket, some daffodil bulbs, a new bath mat, a new plug, a sponge...
I am typing this holding dd who is very grumpy probably because she spent the night in my bed - so much for stretching out while dh away.
Might go to the library and up the orchard allotment later. We'll seee!

BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 11:38

Yummy yummy, check the train times, I'm coming!!!! Although I always end up eating wayyyy too much
So,nosey question Lyra. Was you're move to the 'burbs a classic case of moving for more space when you had 2, or just that you'd finally had enough of the Big City?

Yep - finished the document. Yippeee!

Berrie · 13/09/2007 11:39

No no, Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me.
I've never had sushi.

Berrie · 13/09/2007 11:40

Not that he's offered...

BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 12:09

I thought I was the only woman on the planet not moved by Brad Pitt. Now there's 2 of us

Berrie · 13/09/2007 12:18

I just don't get it

Berrie · 13/09/2007 12:23

Ok hospital rang. FIL not coming out tomorrow after all. Don't know how many times this has happened now but we've never got the shopping in before.

LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 12:29

I get it
Boing, we moved because we lived on the Thames by Tower Bridge in a beautiful warehouse conversion flat, which was fabulous when it was just us, with bars and restaurants on our doorstep, but not so great with a baby. it was fine when DS1 was tiny and we could go out for dinner with him asleep in his pram but as he got older we needed:
a. more space (we only had one bedroom)
b. a more family-orientated area with playgroups, parks etc
c. a garden instead of a death-trap-for-a-toddler balcony.
I don't really miss being central. Where we are now is fab.

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LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 12:30

Oh, that's bad news Berrie . After you got everything ready. Have they said when it's likely to be?

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BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 12:51

I'm so sorry Berrie, that's such a blow . How's FIL taking it, is he pretty fed up?

BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 12:57

Lyra, it sounds like the kind of place my brother used to live, not to mention a few others. (I was in another part of town completely.) Fab for the single-ish life, but a bit hopeless once the family arrives. Do you get days when you'd rather fancy turning the clock back, even though where you are is wonderful?

Berrie · 13/09/2007 12:59

Lyra I thought you might!

Yep he's fed up.

Tee Hee, we lived in the city pre children but we didn't have Tower Bridge and bars outside we had...murders! Are you a toff like Boing?

Berrie · 13/09/2007 13:01

When we first became parents I used to LONG to be able to wander into town for a long boozy lunch and a sleep in the afternoon. The urge has kind of faded now.

LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 13:09

No, I'm not a toff
I do miss the single life when I see people sitting at riverside bars with their friends enjoying a drink and a chat on a Sunday afternoon, or people strolling around shops without two little people who always seem to need a drink/wee/poo at the most inapropriate moment.
We only sold the flat last year after renting it out for a few years, and i have to say i did have pangs whenever we went back there.

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BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 13:09

God Berrie, that urge NEVER fades!
And yeah, we had murders, muggings and druggies where we were too. Although the pub around the corner was damn fine!

Berrie · 13/09/2007 13:16

When we first became parents I used to LONG to be able to wander into town for a long boozy lunch and a sleep in the afternoon. The urge has kind of faded now.

Berrie · 13/09/2007 13:16

ooops!

Berrie · 13/09/2007 13:17

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no! I'm just not desperatly plotting how we might manage it any more!

LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 13:24

Right, Berrie, you know about this stuff. A couple of months ago I discovered a grapevine at the bottom of the garden (I don't know how I never noticed it before). There are about 40 little bunches of black grapes, about the size of large peas. what, if anything, can I do with them? they're kind of on the sharp side.

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