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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 12/09/2007 21:14

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was my dream wot did it, not me guv.
If I could have chosen what you'd look like in the dream, you would have been the spitting image of Angelina Jolie, honest.

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oggsfrog · 12/09/2007 21:20

That's quite a coincidence Lyra old buddy.....I had a dream about you last night, you were on the beach and you looked like this

oggsfrog · 12/09/2007 21:22

Ooh.... ooh......

LyraBelacqua · 12/09/2007 21:22

Wow, thanks. That's exactly the body I've been aspiring to.

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LyraBelacqua · 12/09/2007 21:23

I did think that was a bit mean after my Angelina comment. I take it back.

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LyraBelacqua · 12/09/2007 21:25

Forgot to say, Binkle hired a VW Beetle convertible especially for the trip to Berrie's giant house.

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oggsfrog · 12/09/2007 21:26
oggsfrog · 12/09/2007 21:30

That cackle wasn't at the VW Beetle

Oh put your chest away I didn't see the Angelina comment until after I'd posted...honest...it's my blardy slow connection>

oggsfrog · 12/09/2007 21:39

Lovely pics Binkle and Boing.

Got to go to bed now, I'm absolutely knackered.

Berrie · 12/09/2007 21:53

Think you got off lightly there Lyra!

LyraBelacqua · 12/09/2007 21:54

Oggs, my dear, I wasn't really in a huff at all, just messing about. I hope you weren't really angry. btw, my mental image of you isn't old and thin as in the dream. Funny things, dreams.
Have a good night's sleep and hopefully speak to you tomorrow.

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Berrie · 12/09/2007 22:12

Right then.
Gin - DONE
Wine - BOTTLED
Damsons - FREEZING
Tesco man - SAID I WAS ALLOWED TO BE AN ALCOHOLIC

Time for bed. Hope you have a happy Leeday tomorrow Lyra!

binkleandflip · 12/09/2007 22:16

Lyra, sorry I'm going demented - Keep getting my days mixed up!!

Btw I used to have VW convertible! How spooky!! What colour was it in your dream? Mine was silver...

LyraBelacqua · 12/09/2007 22:44

No way Binkle. It was silver in my dream! I knew I had psychic powers!

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binkleandflip · 12/09/2007 23:18

That's bizarre!

I did like that car - it was fantastic for getting dd to sleep - like a fancier, bigger and faster pram basically but unfortunately, I had to swop it for a car that could accomodate my yeti of a dog!

Berrie · 13/09/2007 07:11

Mornin' awl!
I should have gone to bed when you did Oggs, I've had it and there is a whole day to go until bed time
Not only did I go up late, I took the opportunity to read in bed with dh not being here...when did I start looking so awful in the mirror in the mornings?

BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 09:10

Mornin' all. Sorry I disappeared last night, blardy pooter was on a go slow so I decided to neck half a bottle of white wine instead - the Tescoman is always right!

Berrie, we all look crap in the morning, that's why God invented make up. I bet even Angelina Jolie looks rubbish before her first coffee!

So, Lyra, today's the big day. Have we decided on the 'no touch policy' or are you going to be front page of the Sun tomorrow for 'inappropriate behaviour'?

Berrie · 13/09/2007 09:12

If you're going to grab him Lyra, you might as well grab him somewhere good!

Berrie · 13/09/2007 09:24

Boing, I've often thought i had things in common with Angelina J!

BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 09:32

Berrie, you're not telling me that Brad Pitt is also the father of your children?

LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 09:45

No, I think grabbing is off the agenda. I'm just not bold enough. Sorry. it would have given you all a laugh if I did
I've just had a text from my friend and she's really excited. Maybe I'll get her to grab him.

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BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 09:55

OK. No grabbing. But you'd better remember your camera, or you're in deep trouble

LyraBelacqua · 13/09/2007 09:58

Don't worry, it's all ready to go.
what are you all doing this morning? I'm tackling the mountain of dirty clothes and I'm about to try out my new carpet washer while DS2 watches Cbeebies. Oh, what a glamorous life I lead.

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BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 10:06

Helping put together a business proposal to persuade some Yanks they want to set up their company here, and that we'll shower them with cash (hahahahahaha, yeah, cos we stand on the Tamar Bridge handing out 50 pound notes - Lyra, don't you DARE quote me!)

Well, you did ask what I was doing
Oh, and messing around on Mumsnet to keep me sane.

BoingBoing · 13/09/2007 10:33

Oops, I think I've just killed the thread with a very boring answer.

Quick Boing, think of something entertaining ......

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