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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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binkleandflip · 12/09/2007 12:07

Yep that yellowy stuff of tiswas fame!

Now, let me see ...if I remember correctly it was

a mug of whisky
a couple of tablespoons of coffee
2 raw eggs
2 tins of condensed milk

Disclaimer: It is roughly 8 years since I made this, so measurements are approximate...also and not suprisingly,this is a recipe from my single 'living alone with my cat days' with not very much money so needs must ie do I have a coffee and scrambled eggs for breakfast or do I make baileys out of it and have it before I go out tonight??

binkleandflip · 12/09/2007 12:39

Just to say I have got right into this profile lark and have added some more photies on my profile page!!

Berrie · 12/09/2007 12:40

It's not doing it for me Binkle...

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 12:46

I love the piccies Binkle. Would I be right in thinking the Jan 1 of you was 'after drink having been taken'? .
As for the Bailey's issue. Just don't, it's vile stuff. So, I recommend you drink the whisky neat, then leave everything else for the morning after breakfast

Right, I'm off to add more piccies of my child prodigy genius too, who doesn't at all look like he knows the f-word or the s-word.

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 13:12

I've followed Binkle's lead and uploaded some more photos. I need to find some of the doomed Kitty the Cow though.

LyraBelacqua · 12/09/2007 14:31

Lovely pics Binkle!
Now who's going to be brave and reveal themselves as Binkle has done?
I had a dream last night that we'd all met up at Berrie's house and then went down the pub

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BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 14:44

The pub? Surely not. We're a teetotal bunch here. You must be confusing us with your AA thread

LyraBelacqua · 12/09/2007 14:50

Boing, I can't see these extra pictures of the Boy Genius.

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BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 14:56

OK, I've updated them. But I think they're now visible to the entire planet. I'm not sure how to make them all visible to just you guys, technical idiot that I am.

binkleandflip · 12/09/2007 15:09

Lol at 'steely gaze'!!

Lyra, what time are you setting off ?

Have you considered the question of to touch or not to touch ?

binkleandflip · 12/09/2007 15:11

re-considered I mean.

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 15:18

You laugh Binkle, but I know one grown man who gets very uncomfortable when DS looks at him like that. Must have something to hide

And Lyra - DON'T DO IT. We don't want to have to visit you in chokey!

binkleandflip · 12/09/2007 16:07

Aw bless him, he's far too cute to be considered 'steely' imo

Well, the deed is done. Have booked to see Joseph at Preston. Feel slightly sick saying these words when I know as we speak Lyra is only hours away from another evening with Lee..

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 16:24

So when's the dreaded date Binkle? I'll put it in my diary, just so we all remember and can remind you when it slips your memory or you decide to stay in and wash your hair that night

binkleandflip · 12/09/2007 16:29

10th November.

Havent told dd yet, I'm going to suprise her - I know she'll be over the moon tbh to see Keith.

To think I went to London and back twice to see Lee no bother but dragging my bum 20 miles up the motorway to Preston is going to feel like a real feat. But hey, we're mothers right? It's our job to make sacrifices for our dc's

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 16:33

Binkle, let your self sacrifice be an example for us all.

Berrie · 12/09/2007 17:23

Wey hey! More lovely piccies. Binkle, I find that I can deal with the real you and the virtual you - they match and Boing, can I come and live with you?
I will pop a few on later...meanwhile I have 2 children to get to bed before bottling a barrel of elderberry wine, washing and freezing several kg's of damsons and a tub of blackberries...see you later...much later

I can't think why Lyra dreamed we went out drinking? What was my house like Lyra? What were we like?

Berrie · 12/09/2007 18:35

Woo hoo. Kids in bed, damsons washed and dried, bottles sterilising...tesco man with 8 bottles of gin due from 7pm onwards!

binkleandflip · 12/09/2007 18:44

Hey Berrie, wasnt it you who said you thought of me as youthful?

Does that still hold now you've seen the awful truth lol

So..Lyra will be on her way into the theatre now..

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 18:59

Berrie, that is impressively efficient. Or was it in anticipation of all that gin? Just remember to get at least some of it in the bottles. If you're pie-eyed by 7.30 we'll know why

And sure you can live with me, but that photo's probably the best bit at the moment, remember, I still don't have floors

LyraBelacqua · 12/09/2007 19:03

Binkle, you're worrying me. Is today Thursday? Should I be at the theatre

phew, I've still got 24 hours to go.
Your house was enormous Berrie. I can't remember what most of your were like but Oggs was thin and had grey hair. Sorry Oggs
Berrie, kids in bed at 6.30? Mine are still up.

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LyraBelacqua · 12/09/2007 19:04

I posted earlier on a thread where the OP thinks her husband's turning into an alcoholic because he has 2 or 3 glasses of wine a night. Is that so abnormal?

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Berrie · 12/09/2007 19:50

Lyra, sorry to tell you but the Berrie in your dream was an imposter...my house is not enormous...I don't think you should have revealed that about Oggs...she's very touchy

Binkle, you do look youthful...Jan 1st 1997 was it?

Right, 21 bottles of elderberry bottled. I had to keep sucking the pipe to syphon it and am now slightly too tiddly to receive £200 of shopping..WAIT wait, it's not all for me...half is for FIL and then there are 8 bottles of Christmas gin remember! I have taken some precautionary paracaetamol...it's bloody strong stuff. I think a whole bottle might kill me. Time to make a nice cup of tea and put these damsons in bags.

oggsfrog · 12/09/2007 21:06

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oggsfrog · 12/09/2007 21:10

Oh FFS

I'm liking the thin part Lyra , but grey hair . How very dare you

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