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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 21:26

Erm, no, I have no damsons
We have a box of decanters because DP's dad went to South Africa and decided to stay out there and he told us to take what we wanted from his retirement flat and give the rest to charity, so we liberated a cabinet-full of crystal, intending to sell them on eBay but never got round to it, so they're in the loft with all the other junk.

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binkleandflip · 11/09/2007 21:27

I see no-one is taking me up on my raw egg baileys??

What could be more delicious I ask you

LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 21:30

The real deal will be worth 10 of the touring. Go see Lewis, you know you want to.
Btw, no Baileys for me thanks.

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binkleandflip · 11/09/2007 21:31

I do want to see Lewis - when is he on again?

LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 21:32

January I think but not sure of dates.

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binkleandflip · 11/09/2007 21:35

I'm assuming when Lee is on hols with oggs/berrie etc

So, tomorrow night then Lyra!!!

binkleandflip · 11/09/2007 21:37

or thursday even

LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 21:38

Yes, Thursday, but I may have got it wrong. I don't trust myself.

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Berrie · 11/09/2007 22:09

nighty night!

oggsfrog · 12/09/2007 06:48

Go on then Binkle, I'll take you up on your Baileys recipe

Berrie · 12/09/2007 07:22

Moooornin'!

oggsfrog · 12/09/2007 07:26

Hello Berrie

Sorry, but I've got to go now to get dh and dd up.

Bye Berrie

Berrie · 12/09/2007 07:30

Byeeeee!
Never let it be said that our thread is dull!

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 08:52

Berrie, I think you're way too generous. I don't part with my sloe gin to anyone! (same as damson, just a different fruit). It's way too delicious! But if you like, you can always share with Boing...

Now, should I post one of those annoying 'is my DS a child prodigy/genius?' threads so I can beaten up? One of the women at the nursery just went on and on about how amazing his speech is. So obviously he's now well on the way to becoming an Einstein or Mozart or something...yeah, right

Berrie · 12/09/2007 08:59

Oh dear Boing...I've ordered 8 bottles and that is one for us and 7 for friends/relatives who are drinkers...do you think I should make more...there is plenty of fruit and it's much less labour intensive than sloes?

Boing re. ds revel in smugness I say! I believe we already discussed some time ago your efforts at vocabulary development...in the supermarket I believe

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 09:08

Ah yes, the Tesco moment. Hmm, he learnt one beginning with 's' yesterday as well. As you can imagine, I'm sooo proud.

8 bottles? 7 to give away? I think you're maths is way off. You keep 7 and give away 1 - maybe using small bottles

And sloe gin is dead easy. Rather than faffing with all that pricking of skins, just stick them all in the freezer, then bring them out and defrost them. They then go all mushy, ready to be sugared and ginned. Another tip is to have at least 2 demi-johns going, so that one you can use for this year and the others can keep on going for at least another year (if not 10). Trust me, the stuff really does improve incredibly with age.

Berrie · 12/09/2007 09:14

Mmmm might need to get a few more bottles
It was the picking them I was thinking of Boing...they are so tiddly, the bush is prickly, they don't grow in abundance in the hedge nearest us and I'm fundamentaly lazy!

Berrie · 12/09/2007 09:16

Right orf to take ds to preschool see you later!

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 09:58

Don't forget to set your alarm clock so you remember to collect him

binkleandflip · 12/09/2007 10:08

ok it involves:

whisky,
condensed milk,
instant coffee &
raw eggs.

Whisk it all up together and voila!

Gawd, it sounds awful put like that

But a great use for that spare condensed milk that everyone has...

Right. I am going to do it. I am going to book to take dd to see Craig et al at Preston.

I agree not to sully our threads with any report of it though.

Berrie · 12/09/2007 10:17

Tee Hee Binkle...how could you?

Don't remind me Boing

Right now I have to make some spicy chickpea soup!

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 10:21

Binkle, you MUST report back. But only to tell us how bad it was

Berrie · 12/09/2007 10:30

I'll second that!

Got a stonking headache from dh's elberberry...I only had one glass as well.
He's away on a course for 2 nights now so I'll be able to Mumsnet without any moaning!

oggsfrog · 12/09/2007 10:31

Tsk Binkle. Quantities? Quantities?? Do you mean that really thick gloopy condensed milk???
I used to eat that out of the tin You can also get it in tubes can't you
Oh damn and blast.... I've got a bloody craving for the stuff now

BoingBoing · 12/09/2007 10:40

Lenny Henry's DCM sandwiches, anyone?

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