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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 19:19

Oggs, is that you?

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Berrie · 11/09/2007 19:55

Bedroom athletics! You wish....I wish....we all wish

BoingBoing · 11/09/2007 19:58

Fantasists, deulusional - that's a lot of mighty long words

I've just been checking out what all the fuss is about with Facebook. Total waste of time. The only person I've found on there that I know is an ex - which is pretty sad . No... I wasn't stalking, just clutching at straws trying to find ANYONE and he was the most likely candidate!! And no, I didn't 'poke' him - he's an ex for a reason But he's definitely lost his looks hehehe - is that evil?!

LeesWife · 11/09/2007 20:04
Berrie · 11/09/2007 20:04

Nah...ex's perogative!

Berrie · 11/09/2007 20:05

It's normal to ignore the mad woman in the corner

Berrie · 11/09/2007 20:08

Question...if I gave you a bottle of home made damson gin for Christmas, would you think, huh skinflint a home made present or, thankyou how lovely? (assuming you were a drinker of course - not much of a stretch in your cases)

oggsfrog · 11/09/2007 20:21

Me? Mad? Psheesh, you're just jealous of me and my conjugal rights

If I was given a bottle of homemade damson gin I would be over the moon.
I've given jars of home pickled onions,shallots and honey before now (I personally didn't make the honey you understand .....I have tried but the pollen won't stick to my legs ).

Berrie · 11/09/2007 20:23

Chortle
Someone is on form tonight!
Am looking forward to the Tesco man deliuvering me 8 bottles of gin tomorrow!

oggsfrog · 11/09/2007 20:44
LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 20:52

Wow, Berrie, you seem to have some sort of brewery/winery/distillery in your house!
I'd be pleased with damson gin, especially if it came in a nice bottle. Presumably you weren't going to present it in an old milk bottle though

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LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 20:55

You could set up an off licence in your front garden. Tee hee.

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oggsfrog · 11/09/2007 20:57

Bugger that. I wouldn't care what it came in. You could use an old hospital specimen bottle for all I would care (as long as it had been washed first of course )

LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 21:01

Bleurgh.

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oggsfrog · 11/09/2007 21:07

What do you use Berrie? You can pick up pretty decanters from charity shops, they'd look nice wouldn't they?

LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 21:11

I've got a boxful of crystal decanters in the loft. Not sure what to do with them. Maybe I should do some homemade booze too. Oh hang on, none of my family drink.

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LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 21:13

Ah, but I have friends who drink. CanI have the recipe Berrie?

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oggsfrog · 11/09/2007 21:14

Why have you got a box of crystal decanters in the loft? One or two maybe, but a box??

Berrie · 11/09/2007 21:14

Mmmm have not done the gin before. We took on an orchard allotment this year so it's all new. I thought I'd make it in demijohns and put it back in the bottles with a nice label.

Berrie · 11/09/2007 21:15

Do you have damsons Lyra?

Berrie · 11/09/2007 21:17

We ahve started off the plum wine. The blackberries and elderberries are collected and in the freezer for those wines. The gin is my project simply because it's much less faff. Just gin, damsons and sugar...easy!

Berrie · 11/09/2007 21:18

I have also made some plum chutney and will make some damson chutney tomorrow (smug earth mother type grin)

binkleandflip · 11/09/2007 21:18

I can make baileys. Has to be downed in one go though because it has raw eggs in it (sound yummy I know )

Now, do I book to take dd to Preston to see Craig/Keith/Chris etc then or do I spend the money on petrol to get me up to London for the real deal instead?

Help me decide please ladies...

oggsfrog · 11/09/2007 21:22

Go and see my hubby in London of course

Is dd a keith/craig/chris fan?

binkleandflip · 11/09/2007 21:24

Well, she wanted Keith to win and she does a great impression of Craig's licky-lipping singing

But will it feel like a poor imitation? I already know the answer I s'pose...

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