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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 20:51

She needs em.

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binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 21:13

If you get that touring info oggs, can you post it as I also said to dd I'd take her to see Keith (she wanted him to win)

As for your boys Lyra, the agencies must be looking for something other than utter gorgeousness this time - that's all I can think

Berrie · 10/09/2007 21:36

Yikes Lyra...I've got a couple of stone on her!

BoingBoing · 11/09/2007 09:24

Oggs! As promised, I watched the Prestige last night (a VERY dark movie ), and I think I may have to agree with you on Hugh Jackman. The gratuitous torso shot also helped . I did also see him in Oklahoma a million years ago.

But can we keep Mr Armitage as a reserve?!

LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 10:07

Here are the dates for the Joseph tour
Did you know Chris Barton is playing Benjamin and filling in as Joseph on some dates? I wouldn't mind seeing him, defintely better than Craig.

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BoingBoing · 11/09/2007 10:31

Oh dear. It's not coming to Truro. Oh well

Berrie · 11/09/2007 10:32

Morning all.
My friend just rang and said he did see Lee at the weekend and had a chat on the phone the other day He didn't tell me much goss, I suspect it's because he knows I do this But he did say that he thought Lee was finding all the attention hard and that he'd 'grown up.'

Berrie · 11/09/2007 10:33

Not near me either

LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 10:37

He's finding the attention hard?! Poor lamb.

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Berrie · 11/09/2007 10:44

Twas just my friend's opinion confided between friends!

LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 10:48

I know, I'm just wondering what he expected. Maybe he's so modest he didn't realise that half the females in the country would be lusting after him.

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BoingBoing · 11/09/2007 10:51

It's only to be expected, poor little mite. I guess he's now carrying a hell of a lot of responsibility (not to mention all those women throwing themselves at him !)

LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 10:52

Definitely wouldn't be a good idea for me to attempt to touch him. I don't think he'd appreciate it.

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BoingBoing · 11/09/2007 10:53

The words 'restraining' and 'order' spring to mind

Berrie · 11/09/2007 10:56

Mmm, I'm definatly going to relish my hug when I see friend, knowing that Lee probably had a manly hug only a week or two ago (My friend hugs everyone!)

oggsfrog · 11/09/2007 11:12

Mmmmmmm drifts off into a reverie thinking about Lee and manly hugs

Thanks for the tour dates Lyra. No mention of Keith. I wish they'd say when Chris was being Joseph as it would ensure that I didn't have to endure Craig. Was it Chris with the shiny teeth?
I'll have to have a think. Edinburgh is a long way away....not as far as London granted, but like Boing I would have crawled down the M6 on broken glass to see Lee [grin}

Berrie, sorry. I ignored your music question. A bit of everything really - traditional ceilidh fast fiddly dancy music, world music etc

BoingBoing · 11/09/2007 14:37

oooh, manly hugs Don't forget, I'm the one engaged to him!

LyraBelacqua · 11/09/2007 14:59

Actually, I think you'll find that I have been engaged to him for some time. Refer to previous threads. Anyway, you're already married so it would be bigamy.

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BoingBoing · 11/09/2007 15:43

Does it count as bigamy if you just stay engaged? That's the funnest bit of the whole engaged/wedding malarky anyway, and I've got over any need to walk down an aisle again in this lifetime

Besides Lyra, as you're engagement and wedding plans had gone a bit quiet, I'd assumed it was all off

Berrie · 11/09/2007 16:03

I think you all recall, though are choosing to ignore, the fact that I am the one who is engaged to Lee. My friend was going to ask him for me remember...do you think he was having me on?

BoingBoing · 11/09/2007 16:15

Well Berrie, far be it from me to comment but....if he were still engaged to ANY of you, do you really think he's the type of chap to toy with my feelings?

Berrie · 11/09/2007 16:36

Of course not, which is how we know you are a fantasist

BoingBoing · 11/09/2007 16:40

Ain't that the very truth!

Berrie · 11/09/2007 16:43

snigger

LeesWife · 11/09/2007 19:10
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