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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 17:18

I sent off the pic on my profile of the boys to a modelling agency this morning, on the suggestion of the photographer who took it, and I've just had an email from them to say they don't want them
But this agency only takes a few hundred children from the whole country so they're ultra picky. I'll try a few more before I give up.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 17:25

Are they mad?

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 17:31

Well obviously I think they're gorgeous but it's hard to be objective when you're their mother. There are other agencies I can try.

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FluffyMummy123 · 10/09/2007 17:31

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 17:34

You should be able to see them now Cod.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 17:34

Would it not involve lots of travelling and sitting around?

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 17:37

Yes, but lots of money too, which would all go in DSs savings accounts of course.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 17:38

Give me the address! No promises about ds's/dd's account though!

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 17:41

address?

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 17:41

Oh, the agency. It was Bruceandbrown.co.uk (might be .com)

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 17:46

Not practical really just fancied the idea of putting them to work and wodges of cash!

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 17:48

Make em earn their keep
Where's Cod and her blunt assessment?

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 17:49

Dunno

oggsfrog · 10/09/2007 18:19

D'oh. You think I really want to put myself through Craig as Joseph???? Tsk. It would sully the memory of Lee

It's just so that when dd asks me to take her to see Keith as narrator I can have an excuse ready....oh, we can't go then because... (fill in the blank) or, oh that's much too far away sweetie

Tbh though, unlike the rest of you I don't have any objection to Keith. I thought he came across as a really nice lad. Not at all snidey, and he seemed genuinely pleased for Lee.

oggsfrog · 10/09/2007 18:20

Sorry your gorgeous ds's weren't taken on Lyra. Try some other agencies

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 18:25

I agree with you, I wouldn't mind seeing Keith as narrator at all. But Craig? That's a step too far.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 19:07

ds/dd in bed...tiem for a laaaaaarge glass of wine. Anyone?

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 19:20

Lucky you, mine have never gone to bed before 8. No wine for me. I had four last night so I'm having tonight off.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 19:29

Only 1/2 an hour to go then Lyra

FluffyMummy123 · 10/09/2007 19:38

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 20:04

I was applying mainly for Ds1, on the left. DS2 just happens to be in the pic.

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 20:05

Maybe I should have cropped him out and applied separately.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 20:20

eh?!? What is wrong with ds2?

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 20:30

Nothing, I just think DS1 might be more what the agencies are looking for. I think I'll apply separately for both and see what happens.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 20:43

Nigella...definatly wearing spanx

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