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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 13:39

Expecting. I can spell, honest.

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 13:40

Anyway, I'm back on general news at the moment, hence the late night Saturday shifts.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 13:41

I know that you are not serious! That's what is confusing me!
I would expect you to be reading,'Great Speeches of the 20th Century' or something rather than Mumsnet threads!

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 13:41

Lyra, are you saying you're not a dead ringer for Paxo? Now I am disappointed!
Personally, I love journo types - as far as I can work out, none of them take anything at all seriously, and they all drink like fish. My kinda people!!!!

oggsfrog · 10/09/2007 13:41

Boing, come back. Don't get your magic pants in a twist . I'm sure we can find a small corner somewhere for him.

Am that there is anybody on the planet that Hugh Jackman doesn't do it for.
He fits all your criteria. Gorgeous,tick. Brooding, tick. Very, very sexy, tick.
In fact I would venture as far as to say that RA looks somewhat like a poor man's version of Hugh

Berrie · 10/09/2007 13:42

Is that because you are not 'serious 'enough for politics?

Berrie · 10/09/2007 13:44

Who is Hugh Oggs? I've seen the pic

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 13:44

Some of the silliest people I know are political journos. Honestly, seriousness is not necessary. DP's certainly not serious and he's quite a senior political journalist.

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BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 13:47

Is that me Berrie? God, I can bore for England on the subject - hence I avoid it most of the time

Oggs - I have, of course returned. I just can't keep away. . I have the dvd of the Prestige at home, so I shall watch it tonight and give you my considered verdict in the morning. In the meantime, please can we keep Mr Armitage in?

Berrie · 10/09/2007 13:47

But back to my question, do you discuss the state of the nation and what the government is going to do about it intelligently over dinner or do you talk about what happened on Lost?

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 13:49

Neither. I switch off when DP talks about work and he gave up on Lost long ago.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 13:51

I see...mmm I switch off when dh talks about engineering...and Lost!

Berrie · 10/09/2007 13:52

Have now got all the episodes of Heroes to watch now though...not that there is anyone to lust after

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 13:53

I don't find politics wildly interesting tbh, I just enjoyed working in the House of Commons while it lasted. Might be going back there for a bit next year if there's a general election.
Right, i must take DS2 swimming before it gets too late. See y'all later.

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binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 13:54

See ya Lyra

oggsfrog · 10/09/2007 13:55

Who is Hugh Jackman?????
Coo, I don't even have a tv, and the last film I saw at the cinema (discounting Chicken Little ) was.... erm.... bugger. It is actually that long ago that I can't remember. We're talking years and years and years since I've been to the cinema for an adult film ( not that kind of adult film you understand).Probably over 10 years...... and erm,....erm .................

Anyways. Hugh Jackman. Australian actor. Swordfish, The X-Men, Van Helsing. Good singing voice. Gorgeous, and seems like a genuine nice guy.

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 13:58

It depends who's at the dinner party. We'll either start off discussing Lost (or whatever) and degenerate into drunken political rantings later, or vice versa, IYSWIM.
And if it's just women, we start off discussing men, continue discussing men, and end discussing men - particularly the relative merits of ones like Lee, Josh, Richard and Hugh

oggsfrog · 10/09/2007 14:02

Do you know..... I've never actually been to a dinner party

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 14:03

definitely the right one.

oggsfrog · 10/09/2007 14:40

Anyone know where I can find out about the touring version? Dates, venues etc?

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 15:09

Oh Oggs, the shame! Craig AND Keith
I know it's on at the Plymouth Pavillions if that's any help.

Berrie · 10/09/2007 15:40

Just fell asleep on sofa and was late to pick up ds from pre school. Feel terrible. don't know whether I want to tell dh, not because he'd be horrible, just because I'm so ashamed.

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 16:02

Don't beat yourself up Berrie - unless you make a habit of this, which I very much doubt! As a one-off, I think you can allow yourself some slack and be economical with the truth with DH.

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 16:57

Don't worry, Berrie, we've all done it.
Oggs, why do you want the dates for the touring production? Didn't you see my description further down the thread of that picture of Craig in his Joseph coat? We simply won't allow you to go, will we girls.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 17:06

Thanks, Have told DH, I needed absolution, turns out, he fell asleep in service station this afternoon while out in Works vehicle and left the door ajar and just about ran the battery down. We both went to bed (and sleep) at 8.30 pm last night and that felt about an hour too late!

Would like to hear if Craig was as bad as I'd imagine him to be, so if Oggs is prepared to put herself through it, I say go ahead, should be a laugh!

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