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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 2

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LyraBelacqua · 05/09/2007 00:19

Well, what can I say, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!!!!!!!!
He certainly lived up to his promise to put on a hell of a show! Lee was a brilliant performer, great voice, acting, dancing, the works.
The evening almost ended up in disaster before it had even begun. After getting back from DS1's karate class, I had precisely 10 minutes to get ready and hand over the boys to my mum before heading off for the station. Halfway to the station I think tickets!!!. I'd only gone and left them at home . So I run back, grab the tickets and sprint to the station, catching the train by the skin of my teeth (my dream was an omen after all ). Then at the other end I have to charge through the rush hour crowds like a demon and make it with five minutes to spare.
DP and I get a large glass of white wine in plastic cups and settle into our tiny seats, looking at an empty stage with just a wooden chair in it. I'm seated next to a fat bloke whose bum spills under the armrest and takes half my seat as well (and he had stinky feet but I tried to ignore that). Then minutes later His Leeness appears, looking as fantastic as ever, singing Any Dream Will Do. His voice was superb throughout the whole show, apart from one very loud, very long bum note which made me cringe .
The show was just amazing, all the cast put in excellent performances, including the understudy who was playing the part of the narrator tonight. I'd never seen Joseph before so didn't know what to expect. There wasnt really that much of a story but it was so colourful and energetic. I loved the Elvis Pharoah bits and all the little jokes they snuck in.
Then before I knew it it was winding up, with a big dance routine at the end and Lee in his gold breast plate singing Close Every Door for a second time. Then he stands on some sort of lift thing and is raised in the air to exactly my eye level and I could swear he was smiling at me (ok, wishful thinking I know, but it was still a special moment).
At the end everyone hot-foots it out the door and there's a big crowd waiting behind velvet ropes just outside the main doors, so I loiter as long as I can then head outside, where I have to stand at the front. Then Lee comes out to sign autographs and the man himself hands me a signed photograph and smiles at me . I was literally less than an arm's length away from him and I told him how good I thought he was and he smiles again very briefly while handing out more signed photos and signing people's programmes. then he waves to the adoring crowd and disappears back inside and it's all over.
Then I start wishing I could go again and, wait, hang on, I'm going again on Monday . This time I'll buy a programme and get him to sign it.
Then DP takes me for a birthday drink at the American Bar in the Savoy Hotel across the road and we head home.
And that's it. A fantastic birthday treat and I can't wait till Monday.
G'night all.

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BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 10:57

Thank you - he's a cutey when he wants to be.

But now it seems it's available to the public at large, which I don't want. Grrr, what should my settings be?!

Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:57

Binkle what a nightmare! Did you sneak them off in the loo?

Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:59

I had thin, cream trousers on at the wedding (loose though) and I worried every time I squatted down to the kids that the flap would gape and people would see something darker

Berrie · 10/09/2007 10:59

Don't think it will be Boing, Lyra says that if you log on as someone else there is just a grey box.

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 11:05

Give me a minute and I'll do a quick name change and check...

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BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 11:07

Mine's more a jelly-belly now - and it's all that cheeky chappy's fault . It looks fab when over-hanging my slightly too tight jeans. Hmmm, not a pretty sight.

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 11:07

Yep, you're safe. I got a grey box with 'Sorry, we couldn't find that picture' in it.

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LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 11:08

I was fine after DS1 but ruined forever by DS2.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 11:09

More mirthless cackling from Berrie...

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 11:11

Cheers Lyra!
But if bellies get worse after No.2 that's it, I'm definitely sticking with 1. Either that or an elective ceasarian where I ask them to give me a tummy tuck whilst they're down there

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 11:15

I think the belly will tolerate being stretched once, but twice and it goes all slack forever, like old elastic

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BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 11:16

Nice imagery there Lyra!

binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 11:16

Ok, I only have on photie on my laptop and I think I've managed to upload it now.

Boing, your ds is very cute and mischievious looking

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 11:18

Ah, she's very sweet! DD2 is a bit funny looking though

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binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 11:19

dd2 takes after her dad lol

Berrie · 10/09/2007 11:20

Aw Binkle she's lovely! How big is that dog though!

binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 11:21

It's all fur, she's like a whippet underneath

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 11:29

Phew, what a relief! Not an ugly kid amongst them! - Binkle, she's gorgeous.

binkleandflip · 10/09/2007 11:33

thanks, she's little horror at times but aren't they all!

Now I know how to do it I'm compelled to post loads of photo's now.

The one of me and sis posing under the Joseph sign is imminent I feel...

Lyra can you try and get one of Lee on Thursday for us??

Berrie · 10/09/2007 11:33

Tee Hee Boing, it was a worry!

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 11:43

Will definitely try to get a pic and/or video this time. I've cleared space in my phone's memory especially. Still disappointed that I'm not going tonight...

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 11:53

sneaky vid I reckon Lyra, even if you can't hold it you'll get some sound and atmosphere!

LyraBelacqua · 10/09/2007 11:58

But if i take pics I can store them on my profile page for you all to see.

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Berrie · 10/09/2007 12:00

Oh fook...
Have washed dh's suit trousers...

BoingBoing · 10/09/2007 12:00

I'll stick a couple more pics up later. The question is, who's brave enough to stick up their DH/DP?

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