I am on the Surrey/ Hampshire border.
We have many fabulous pieces of land nearby that have been invaluable during lockdown. My closest is The Ranges, it is huge and straddles both counties.
This one was mentioned on a local FB page.
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Anyhoo, someone put on FB that a bodywarmer had been found up on the above ranges, someone local asked if it had been found on the Surrey (perceived as posh) side or the Hampshire side.
A local wag said, it mentions a bodywarmer so it is clearly Hampshire because if it was Surrey it would be gilet from Joules. 
You possibly had to be there, but it did make me 