Those Eyebrows should have their own TV show. 
I have never had mine waxed, plucked or sugared. They are just naturally OK. I am too feeble to have legs, pits or bikini line waxed et al.... dh just has to put up with my Yeti look unless I shave them. I wear short type swimmers so as not to scare the children.
Sing I think I would have a melt down if I got a shielding letter - you seem admirably calm.
I have an afternoon of corporate back slapping. zzzzzzzz I might multi task and sort the washing.