I really like the accent chat, and especially christmas's phonetic spellings of words. I'd love to go entirely phonetic for a while just for the hilarity. FWIW:
Aye tok lyke this.
Sometimes I say:
"Ach away ye' go. Wid ye' jist get ohn with i(t)"
This last t is silent and is replaced by a glottal stop.
One of my great challenges at the moment is that many of the people that I have to talk to here are posh English and say "rum" for room, and "gel" for girl.
When I try to talk to those people, I have to smooth out so much of my accent and so much of my vernacular English that really very little is left for actually communicating my meaning.
It's a puzzling business.