Hi everyone! Thanks for the kind words. I'm fine, but our internet went down! Somehow I survived without it for a few days :o and it was an external fault so they just sent an engineer to our street, nothing to pay thankfully.
Fascinating about dental implants. I only have one filling so I don't think that would count? No idea what it's made of.
Got your PM thank you Bees and also thank you to, I assume, Unescorted (as you'd mentioned AUS$ I think?) the coin with kangaroos on was a particular hit! 
I spoke to ACAS and they were reassuring that my line manager really shouldn't have said what she did. So I feel more confident in bringing that up in the meeting, which is on Tuesday. He gave me some words to throw in like 'fair process' etc. So thank you to all who encouraged me to phone them and not take this lying down. 
Anyway must carry on getting DD ready now, she's off to Brownie camp tonight :) and DS and I are staying at mum's. Will catch up properly later.