As this purports to be a data and analysis thread perhaps a more measured look at the cases increase might be merited.
I award myself snippiest post of the day 🥇 
What was happening last week? Or is that a bit too far back in time to remember? Reporting delays in England, particularly the North West.
Looking at the specimen dates
Thursday 25th
First day of reporting 1695 cases, up 3% as compared with equivalent last week.
Wednesday 24th
Second day of reporting, 2902 cases added, taking total to 4844. 39% higher than equivalent last week.
Except at this point last week we had some reporting delays. So not a like for like comparison. Last Wednesday spec date then had another 1383 cases added on the third and fourth day of reporting. Very unlikely we will see that this week.
Reality though is that the 24th if we do a rough adjustment to last week’s delays is probably still up a a few hundred cases.
tuesday 23rd
459 cases added today, total now 4558, essentially flat, 0.6% lower to be strictly accurate.
Monday 22nd
fourth day of reporting, 119 cases added taking total to 5331. 3.4% lower than equivalent last week.
From Monday overall 16428 cases added in England as opposed to 15232 last week. Adjusting for the delayed reporting it is more like 16428 plays c.16000. So a slight upward trajectory.
Schools where I am don’t finish for Easter until next Thursday, but I’m assuming quite a number of areas finish today.