Press conference tonight to clear up Christmas confusion

[Hapixmas]

www.itv.com/news/2020-12-16/boris-johnson-to-hold-covid-press-conference-with-update-on-christmas-rules-expected

It’s bad in South Wales. But in North Wales cases are low

Waffle waffle Little Christmas waffle.

Yep. Much clearer what the rules are.

@willsantausesantatize

Wales going into level 4! Blimey

Level 4. What does this even mean? Is it U.K. wide or the same as Scotland level 4?

"Have yourselves a merry little Christmas, and this year, I do mean little."

WHY DOES HE DO THIS!

Chris whitty has just made reference to "what I am allowed to say" - did he mean what I think?

No clue what he says? Make your own mind up, keep it small and don't mix indoors? What do you actually mean, Boris??

Wow, what a cop out. 'We're not changing the rules but please don't use the rules.'

'Greatest possible personal responsibility' another cop out

I'll sum up.

"Please don't be a bellend but you have permission to be a bellend as long as you think about not being a bellend".

Thems the Roolz.

And look forward to Easter, yippie

Chris Whitty is decidedly pissed off methinks. Wouldn't be surprised if he resigns soon

@DuncinToffee

'Greatest possible personal responsibility' another cop out

Euphemism for "we really don't care as we know there will be lots of idiots about but we can blame the public when it all goes tits up rather than taking responsibility ourselves"

@DuncinToffee

And look forward to Easter, yippie

They said ' it'll all be over by Christmas' back in April ..

@justgeton

Chris Whitty is decidedly pissed off methinks. Wouldn't be surprised if he resigns soon

Whitty is so leaving as soon as the pandemic is under control.

Whitty really wanted to say ' don't be a Wally and stick to the rules you lot'

@willsantausesantatize

Whitty really wanted to say ' don't be a Wally and stick to the rules you lot'

I'm not sure at this point that he'd actually be that polite. He looks really cross.

@TheRaccoon

"Have yourselves a merry little Christmas, and this year, I do mean little."

WHY DOES HE DO THIS!

Really cringe worthy. Who writes these speeches??

@justgeton

Chris Whitty is decidedly pissed off methinks. Wouldn't be surprised if he resigns soon

Good riddance to him.

It's not like watching The West Wing, is it?!

Why is Boris smirking so much?

Clear as mud, Boris!

'cos he's a knob.

I know the advertising agency coming up with the slogans, sadly I’ve worked with them. They make me cringe

This is such a royal cock up.

I’ll stay home because it seems the right thing to do, but I’m getting a lot of stick from the in-laws, and I can completely see the urge to go and see people when you’re “allowed” before we’re back in an endless lockdown again.

These slogans have Dominics hands all over them .. I very much doubt his not working there anymore. They feel like the kind of things he would dream up for him to say.

'Inhuman to cancel Christmas.'

But Eid the night before was OK...