Come the fuck on Boris.

[Bluewavescrashing]

Leaving the nation hanging around for his words of wisdom is not going to boost his popularity.

Row with Carrie , wine all over the place. Dom had a fist fight with Rishi , Gove on manoeuvres. Raab in tears sobbing in the corner. Whitty and Vallance having a shouting match at shadows. Probably.

Your life must be so dull if you have nothing else to do but wait on an update from bloody Boris 😂 why not do something fun with your afternoon- you can catch up on this later on.

I think he had one too many clarets with lunch and his team are desperately trying to sober him up

more incompetence

@pickingdaisies

To Sir Sean. As if today wasn't bad enough. Where's a whiskey emoji when you need one?!

Got this on the iPad: 🥃 for Sir Sean ⭐️

Your life must be extra dull if you’ve nothing better to do than post making fun of all of us dull people.

@Sandunesandseashells
Well he does look like he enjoys a mostly red meat and pastry based diet.....

This practice of announcing times for press conferences and then being late for them is really rude!

I think I'd prefer Swan Lake right now. Am going to give up and try again at 8.

[quote BrokenBrit]@PicsInRed the private person who enjoys music is Whitty not Johnson [/quote]
😂😂 I see 🤣 well, best they not discuss, as their appreciations are entirely different.

He's probably talking Whitty and/or Valance out of resigning.

The arrogance.
The contempt.
The ineptitude.

I mean come the fuck on. Is this the best they can do?

He's throwing up all that wine he had at lunch while Dom holds his hair back. Whitty's finally lost his shit and is screaming at Boris "you always do this!"

@pickingdaisies

To Sir Sean. As if today wasn't bad enough. Where's a whiskey emoji when you need one?!

🥃

Bit worried the delay is down to negotiations with teaching Unions. Please please can the kids stay at school.

I think this is bloody rude and unprofessional. When you are delivering a press conference and you are prime minister the very least you should do is turn up on time.

Here you go -proper USSR one too

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdq5Rw9SS-8

@mynameiscalypso

We have champagne here because why the fuck not? I'll be really annoyed if it clashes with In the Night Garden though. Not sure DS will go off to sleep if he's had BoJo rather than iggle piggle before bed.

Are you sure he’ll know the difference?

@raffle

Bit worried the delay is down to negotiations with teaching Unions. Please please can the kids stay at school.

No don't worry our unions have no power. We'll all be going in until it all falls apart.

🥃 To Sir Sean, seems like a good plan while we wait.

@vera99

Row with Carrie , wine all over the place. Dom had a fist fight with Rishi , Gove on manoeuvres. Raab in tears sobbing in the corner. Whitty and Vallance having a shouting match at shadows. Probably.

They are all watching the rugby They have a few quid on at William Hill.

I hate these bastards BUT to be fair, this isn’t how they expected to spend their Saturday.

We’d all be in happy ignorance waiting for Monday’s conference if cough Gove cough hadn’t leaked to the press.

Ooh lovely, thanks lingle

Boris is probably just finishing off an IT lesson and he'll be coming shortly.

🍷Sir Sean. Glad he had a peaceful exit, in his own bed at home in The Bahamas with the fam. My DB met him once as a kid. He still has the photo up in his flat!

@cologne4711 they should have data analysts on this. Of course, you have to have cases at a manageable level to do this. Patrick Vallence said as much in the spring and he was absolutely right. They squandered all the efforts and sacrifice all sections of society have made since the spring through giving test and trace to their incompetent clueless mates. I don't want to see kids education ruined, why are they not being honest about where the biggest amounts of transition are?