Come the fuck on Boris.

[Bluewavescrashing]

Leaving the nation hanging around for his words of wisdom is not going to boost his popularity.

What the actual?

15 'slides' later. How are we supposed to interpret these? As mere mortals?

'Next slide please'- like some WI hut 'My holidays in Spain, 1974'.

Whitty is no doubt completely right. But a populace who only reacts to '£350m a week to the NHS' and 'Get Brexit Done', how is this supposed to persuade?

Sir P and The Prof. Decent blokes caught up in this shit show. Sir P stuttering. Fuck me don't feel confident.

Ok guys, we get it. If we do nothing then we are in a dire position. What are we going to do?

This is making me want to die.

Does he really think he's 'responsible'? Seriously ...

Boris looks ghost like.

I mean it’s not surprising, given how spectacularly this govt is failing overall, but FFS on this beds chart they’ve cut off all the important info off the side of the screen! This is simple IT, lads. Sort yourselves out.

Boris looks like a cat in the headlights

Is it just me thats really bothered by BJ pronouncing "restaurants" as if he's French?

Painful to watch

80s I was just thinking that!

His thanking people now. It's not the fucking Oscars Boris

His hair is getting more and note mad each press conference.

Are the spotlights too bright?

They keep talking about those charts but no one is showing anything?

humble in the face of nature .... ffs

Alas ... should have done a sweepstake on the use of that word. Oh, there it goes again.

Wow he just blamed local leaders, clearly by that turn of phrase

The government shouldn’t wheel out the scientists in public every time. Of course late to what various experts have to say, but this is YOUR decision YOU need to own it. Trying to deflect it onto scientists and virologists is pure deflection for making uncomfortable/unpopular decisions. I’m not sure any other country wheels them out every time like this. It’s such cowardice.

@justanotherneighinparadise

His hair is getting more and note mad each press conference.

He’d better get it cut before the hairdressers get closed !

His hair is thinning but still shiny.
Here we go, his in his stride now.

Blah blah restaurawnz blah alas blah hospital capacity blah medical and moral disaster (hah! Who's talking here Boris?!)

He does look really pale. He’s dithering as well. He knows he’s fucked up.

He also clearly doesn’t understand any of those charts at all!

I wonder what people who haven't studied public health make of the graphs.

I thought we were done with experts

This made me laugh:
twitter.com/MrEdHale/status/1322614893917446145?s=20