Come the fuck on Boris.

[Bluewavescrashing]

Leaving the nation hanging around for his words of wisdom is not going to boost his popularity.

Ed balls was on ' would I lie to you' singing a song with a union rep. Was so funny!

Who else lives on Downing St?

Just incompetent.

Johnson, Gove, Hancock.

Need to go.

All need to go.

Finally!

Are they showing the live shots of no 10's front door sarcastically? Oh, here we go!

Thank fuck.

SpookyRhubarbYoghurt

LaMarschallin

JamieLeeCurtains

Who was the motorcycle guy??

Boris in disguise, legging it.

Oh. good disguise. Motorcycle guy was bald. Shave Boris (his head, not thinking about other areas) and it's a good disguise.

Ah.
Fair enough.

Perhaps it was a trick or treater who's big for his age 🤷‍♀️

Finally. Here we go ..

I'll buy you all a pint if he actually has fallen down a well and that's the cause of the delay.

I'm not alone!

axl rose is trending on twitter for this reason

Outstanding.

Rita is ace. So cool, so professional.

This delay is all because he's busy trying to placate his ministers and backbenchers who are against lockdown. He's more focused on sorting out his grip on power than dealing with the real issue at hand.

Not the jeffing purple and brown slides - gaahhhh

He doesn't seem very sorry...

So disrespectful to the people of England....

This is so badly timed, everyone will pour out onto the streets to trick or treat as soon as he’s done.

Ooh here we go

He's on.

Ah, no well! That a shorter round (not that we could meet up anyway)

Feck off with your fauxpology Doris

He looks quite chipper.

Anyone ever had to do the sober voice?

Would be better if the slides fit on the screen properly 🤔

So I'm watching Johnson like a hawk for signs of drink & class As. He immediately deflected to Whitty and Vallance.