My single neighbour has a woman round

[BumbleFlump]

Neighbour is an eternally single batchelor - he appears to have pulled a woman and is getting her drunk in his living room (naaaice). He does this from time to time. I can hear them through the walls.

Without going into details he’s a selfish arse - should I report him? If I do l, he’ll surely know it’s me. Will anyone actually care?

Busy body

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Good grief 😱
Mind your own business

Bloody hell how thin are your walls? Turn the tv up and stop caring. Sounds like you want to report him cos you don’t like him?

Im all for pandemic sensible rules and being careful but it’s hardly a party is it? The police can’t chase everyone and I doubt very much they’d be interested in two people in a house. It’s the large parties and gatherings they concentrate on, rightly so.

Let him be:

It’s not true that it’s only his business, sadly.

And this is going to be the problem forever now, thanks to "the virus". A certain amount of people will consider what others do now their business.

It really isn't.

@BumbleFlump

Neighbour is an eternally single batchelor - he appears to have pulled a woman and is getting her drunk in his living room (naaaice). He does this from time to time. I can hear them through the walls.

Without going into details he’s a selfish arse - should I report him? If I do l, he’ll surely know it’s me. Will anyone actually care?

How can you be sure he is 'getting her drunk'? is he forcing her to consume alcohol or is she willingly choosing to?

No, you obviously don’t report it. He’s not having a party of 30 people or anything for christ’s sake. I’ve never understood people like you - I feel like you just don’t like him and are judging the fact that he’s got a woman round and therefore you want to “report him for breaking Covid rules”.
Yeah right, you’re just being kind of malicious.

OP has got to be trolling us!

What a load of nasty posters you all are
Bubbleflump was asking a genuine question

Omg

The police will only be interested in large gatherings where multiple people could get infected. They will not care about 2 individuals having a shag

They're sex people!

Can't believe there's another thread about reporting people - anyone remember Lucille the council worker at the gym, getting reported for being at the gym too much?!
I think it's sad - never mind 1984, this is more 1944.
If your neighbour is making too much noise enjoying shagging then ask him to keep it down. If you're genuinely worried about the safety of the woman, report it.
If you're honestly considering reporting him for having one person over, YABU.

Call the gestapo

Just be grateful he’s not obeying the outdoors rule

Wuff Wuff!

OP you are the arse here, not your neighbour.

Is this supposed to be a joke? I hope it is because if not we really have entered a dark stage in our history. Curtain twitchers reporting neighbours for having a guest in their house. And people wonder how the holocaust could possibly have happened.

Who would you report him to, the police wouldn't be interested as they have crimes to deal with.

Leave him alone.

What a load of nasty posters you all are/Bubbleflump was asking a genuine question

Yes! I feel a therapist, looking at the responses on MN, would see a lot of pent up anger.

If the woman is the only one who visits the house, he could claim the support bubble is her. More genuine than testing your eyesight in Barnard Castle.

Bad taste is allowed.

is this for real ?