My single neighbour has a woman round

[BumbleFlump]

Neighbour is an eternally single batchelor - he appears to have pulled a woman and is getting her drunk in his living room (naaaice). He does this from time to time. I can hear them through the walls.

Without going into details he’s a selfish arse - should I report him? If I do l, he’ll surely know it’s me. Will anyone actually care?

Like a ‘can I wear this to a wedding?’ thread, if you have to ask the answer is no.

No, nobody will care. Nobody is interested in what you have to say.

TBH normally I wouldn’t give a fig. In fact other single elderly gentleman two doors down frequently has his lady friend round but he’s lovely.

The only real reason I even considered reporting my immediate neighbour is because he is in fact an arse, like I said.

I live in a flat where i can hear everything my neighbour does , there's no spund proofing. I can't stand him as he is rude.
I also live in a place where you're not allowed any visitors.
Would i report him for 1 visitor , no i wouldnt.
Covid is horrendous when you're single and live on your own.

Are you shagging him? If not keep you big beak out of it.

You can hear him getting her drunk?

I think you're a little too invested in your neighbours love life.

Are you a wee bit jealous that it's not you sitting there with a peach schnappes listening to a bit of Barry White?

Really, you'd really report someone for having one consenting other adult in their home.

If you think he's a dick you should probably, er, not try to be a dick too.

So you want to get revenge on him. No, don't try to sic the police on your neighbour just because you don't like him.

Are you shagging him?

Hell no! 🤣😂

@BumbleFlump

TBH normally I wouldn’t give a fig. In fact other single elderly gentleman two doors down frequently has his lady friend round but he’s lovely.

The only real reason I even considered reporting my immediate neighbour is because he is in fact an arse, like I said.

Being 'an arse' isn't a criminal offence.

But at this stage I'm genuinely unsure whether you're trolling us or not. I sincerely hope that you are.

The only real reason I even considered reporting my immediate neighbour is because he is in fact an arse, like I said

You sound like exactly the sort of neighbour that nobody would want.

This is so petty and weird of you.

Be responsible and phone the police

Like do you honestly think the police haven't got anything better to do?

Even if he's an arse id stay out of it you never know when u might need him to turn a blind eye for you.

You don't need to be besties but think ahead a bit...have eachothers backs.

See if he will pass you a drink over the fence or play truth or dare with you in the garden

Mind your business

Are you an arsehole?

Then just no....

Just for clarification, the mere thought still makes you an arsehole

Eh? I thought most of mn was always holier than thou at obeying the law. What's happened to you all this evening. There will be anarchy next I tell you, anarchy.

If he's eternally single by choice you might be doing him a favour - he might be concerned she's going to want to stay over, and he might not want to keep seeing her. "I'm sorry you can't come over again, my neighbour is the Covid warden" could be his perfect get out card!

@BumbleFlump

TBH normally I wouldn’t give a fig. In fact other single elderly gentleman two doors down frequently has his lady friend round but he’s lovely.

The only real reason I even considered reporting my immediate neighbour is because he is in fact an arse, like I said.

Either report them both or neither

She's spying on her single neighbour and passed off he's gonna get a shag - all levels of weird

Seriously though, don't call the police.
Firstly, it is a dick move.
Secondly, don't raise the stakes in an uncomfortable relationship with your neighbour. You have to live there!