Let's (Truth) Twist Again (3)

[SouthWestmom]

Thread three for following the uproar at playing down the lock down and rewriting the rules.

Here's some bourbons

Is that the bloke talking from Cambridge? I don't know who he is but he's very annoying

@ParkheadParadise Cheers! I've eaten my biscuit, I wish they'd get on with it.

Who is the Cambridge asshat?

I reckon he throws Boris under a bus (probably one with lies about NHS funding on the side).

@janet1267 yes I think he's coming from Cambridge. He's from Guido Fawkes - whatever that is.

I've got a magnum praline. Hopefully I don't choke with 'surprise' on the stick.

@Parkhead love it.

I think he will
Say he has decided to cooperate with the police and has contacted them

The cambridge dude is a complete tit.

I didnt realise the daily mail is a 'lefty'

Haven't read the whole thread but here's my contribution...

(I have a cup of tea & 2 custard creams. Settled in nicely on the sofa...)

Delayed as BJ is begging him. Dom you promised. Please. You can have a knighthood.

Actually I think Tom Harwood should be getting his schoolwork done as he's back in school on the 15th.

I think I've got to the stage/age where doctors and policemen look like school kids.

Maybe he's ironing his t shirt?

Right that's it, I think I've got a Kitkat in the cupboard, I'm off to find it.

Or artfully crumpling it.
Dom, wash your face please? For me?

I'm eating Cadbury darkmilk giant buttons.

Complete let-down, but its keeping in theme

Who is the Cambridge asshat?

He's a Guido Fawkes (very right wing on-line website) journalist asshat.

Oh come on, I’ve got to get tea on.

Hell, I'll crack open the wine at this rate

What do you mean you changed your mind?
Come on. You can be PM soon.

Joining thread with Pepsi max and a sausage roll...

Maybe he's ironing his t shirt? Well Andrew B could be right then, we will be surprised. I reckon they are doing it in the garden as he would look so out of place inside, the casual (scruffy) look works better in the garden.

Hell, I'll crack open the wine at this rate

Save that for when the bullshitting starts.

If they don't get on with it we are going to have a big obesity problem on here. Not that I care, more tasteful that knitting at the guillotine.

Grimms I'll be absolutely mortal if I use a drink to bullshit ratio