Let's (Truth) Twist Again (3)

[SouthWestmom]

Thread three for following the uproar at playing down the lock down and rewriting the rules.

Well the Kitkat isn't going to last at this rate.

Guido Fawkes is awful, why the hell does the BBC keep having them on? There must be more reputable right wing sources to interview surely

I'm waiting, he doesn't even have the decency to be on time.

What's the usual response on all the 'late people' threads? They think their time is more important than yours. Bingo!

People will be surprised

Well I'm waiting.

But I'm still not convinced yet and doubt I will be. Unless his story is infinitely more heartbreaking than a mum missing her 13yo funeral.

He didn't stay at home.

But I'm willing to be open to listening to what he has to say.

I'm going to have a shot for everytime time the words 'integrity' 'father's and 'instinct' is used

I expect to be off my tits at 4.30pm

I have just tuned in to critique his outfit.

I'll be absolutely mortal if I use a drink to bullshit ratio

It will make his bullshit more believable though.

they don't get on with it we are going to have a big obesity problem on here. Not that I care, more tasteful that knitting at the guillotine

I actually cannot bear to watch such (anticipated) cringe bullshit live so I'm going to check in here and on bbc online every so often.

I have a cup of tea and a packet of bacon frazzles ☕️

They need to stop giving that asshat Tom airtime!

BJ and Cumshot also need to stop delaying as it just pisses people off more.

My tea is getting cold

The Police statement...
Surely it opens up more questions than before.

Why did DC's Dad contact the police?

Has he changed his mind and is driving up to Durham to do the statement?

Ooh sky saying police confirmed everything about speaking to the family

Oh I do hope that someone asks why they thought to stop and pack the dr kit as they flat London to Durham due to extreme risk of life.

I imagine someone at No 10 reading this thread panicking, grasping at straws saying "oh fuck! It isn't going to go down well. We need to change the angle. Quick! Quick. Can we tell them you're coming out as Trans and people need to Be Kind?"

Police saying they knew and didn't tell them off. Kid and wife had symptoms.

Why did DC's Dad contact the police?

I'm wondering if a journalist was lurking, and saw DC in the garden. Security was mentioned.

Nearly half a million have signed one of the petitions for him to go.

Does anyone else feel like they're queuing to go on the Nemesis?

I reckon it's the asd angle.

Can't think of anything else.

Shocked they'd rather do this than sack him/allow him to resign.

How is he more important than Ferguson? Etc.

Fuck...it would be sooo much better for the Govt if Johnson came out at trans.

They are providing more fodder . It's so weird. We will all dissect all of it.

@StayAlert
I bloody love bacon frazzles. I've moved onto my percy pigs and my second glass of wine.

The surprise will be if it eventually happens. Maybe he's having a drink to steady his nerves?