Toilet Roll Problem Solved!

[Mockerswithnoknockers]

You will need:

• Packet of kitchen towels
• Breadknife

Don't use kitchen roll down the loo! It didn't break up and will block your pipes!

And Dyno rod on speed dial when you toilet clogs up.

*doesn't

Kitchen roll bungs up the sewage system.

And a plumber.

Kitchen roll can block drains. It's much more substantial than bog roll.

Terrible idea. The very last thing people need right now is shit backing up and flooding out of their toilets and plugholes.

Please do NOT use kitchen roll in the toilet.
They don't disintegrate the way toilet roll does, and will block your pipes.

Noooo, don't do that. Kitchen roll is not made like loo roll and doesn't disintegrate.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-51980820

What the hell is the bread knife for???

You will block the toilet ! Why do you think it kitchen rill is so absorbent, it doesn’t disintegrate like toilet paper,. JUST DONT.
Toilet paper is brilliant but not a life or death item.
Make do.

Don’t do that ! It doesn’t break up!

If you’re really that desperate buy:
A stack of flannels
A bucket
Some good scissors
A bowl

Cut flannels into quarters, stack in bathroom. Pop water in bowl. Use flannels like you would baby wipes. Chuck in bucket when done. Wash on 90.

Job done.

Have people run out of loo roll already? i thought everyone had a garage full.

I mind children whose family are from the middle East. They don't use toilet paper for no 2, they keep a small jug in the bathroom and use warm water. Obviously with extra careful handwashing.
They consider wiping with paper to be unhygienic!
Something to consider.

WisestIsShe, do they all have bum flannels?

Serious question as I've only seen bidets for example in hotels, so always wondered if bum washers have to get their bare fingers in there, or if they all have their own cloths/flannels

Just wash. We had this convo last week

No no no no no it will block drains.

Can't people be more stingy with their bog roll. Some people use huge amounts when 2 or 3 squares will do.

I’m guessing knife is for cutting the kitchen roll in half

Use it if you want. But it goes in the bin not down the toilet.

Same for baby wipes or anything that isn’t wee, poo or toilet paper.

Even flushable wipes should be binned and not flushed. They aren’t flushable

This is better.

Why on earth would you advice kitchen towels!!!? They will clog up your toilets!??!!!??!!

YANBU as long as you don,t flush.

What the hell is the bread knife for???

I can only assume that it will be needed when OP. clogs their toilet and they need to break up anything that won’t flush away easily....

Don’t do this OP. Really.

Don’t be silly.

I assume the bread knife is to cut the kitchen roll in half, so it is more loo roll sized.

Doesn’t solve the pipe clogging issue, though.