30s TTC Inc: Rolling out BESH practice across our flagship monthly diffment projects - Blue Sky thinking for a paradigm shift vis-a-vis droids and wooden spoons.

[Muser]

We're getting serious this time BESHies. Welcome to the Palace, where the emphasis is on sophistication. Cast your eyes over the plush carpet, admire the oh-so-carefully worn leather armchairs with sidetables and little green lamps. We have the Bonds of the ages as barstaff, waiting to serve martinis and the finest champagne.

To your left you'll see the Pit, which hopefully we won't be needing much. To your right the Cave of Gloom, and straight ahead we have our special space for the 2WOOFL. You'll find beanbags and gym balls there, the walls have been specially painted to allow you to write your symptoms up and wipe them off if they disappear. It's all the rage for Blue Sky thinking these days. And there are donuts and coffee to keep you going as you try to shift that paradigm.

welcome back, Cass. Glad you had a lovely time. At what point in the menkulling are you?

Oh, sorry, my manners.

I had a lovely time fanks Musealot. I KNEW you woz differed before I went! As soon as your tea tasted funny....

ReadyforMedee Day 23 today. Think I Oved a bit early this month (for me anyway); about day 14/15.

MrStew has his gizzing in a pot event tomorrow morning. Think fertile thoughts! Might ring up GP and ask for blood test results tomorrow; they've not come back to me and they were 3 and 5 weeks ago respectively, should be long enough, right?

Should think so, Cass. I called for mine today and it had been a week, and the previous one I got a call about the next day.

Is Cunty about to pop then Meds?

CCAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS! . Lovely to have you back and glad you had a great time. Was that the best weather ever in the history of weather or what?

Good luck with the jizzing. You know what everyone says about getting up the duff on holiday. Myself, I'm certain to be diffed this month because:
a) we've had the Secs just the once and it was really rubbish and boring
b) I've been drinking like a fish and staying up dead late
c) We've been rowing like we've never rowed before, and
d) I was that close to giving up on the whole thing.
e) our finances are very precarious

It's inevitable isn't it?

No news yet on SisterAries. Except she has shooting pains up her arse apparently but that's more likely to be piles that anything else. Isn't it [confused[?

Oh and thanks for the rock. I didn't know you could get gin flavoured, but I'll try anything once. Well, most things anyway.

And I meant not [confused[. Duh.

Right, will stop cluster posting and go back to the cat thread in Chat. I'm feeding a stray you know .

Ay-may-zing weather.

Piscesandchips Yes, I think you is shorely differed this month. And I woz right about Amuser last month. So I haz form on these things, you hear me? How are things generally with Mr Pisces?

I am also shorely diffulared this month because am relaxed. And as we all know, that's all we have to do, right? Relax. Stop worrying our pretty lttle heads about getting diffed and Lo! A Baybee shall appear.

Relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax

Medular fanks for that. I might not ring tomorrow as have clients all day and if they tell me anything I don't want to hear I'd rather hear it Wednesday, when shall be on my tod.

Gin-infused , dear girl. Not flavoured

Infuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused

Hi Cass . Nice to have you back. Show us yer tan lines? Glad you had such a great time. My GP always says blood tests are back within 3 days, so 3 weeks should be ample (bosom).

I've been to check the Deli paced on Medusa's pacing - Cunty's waters have broken - eeekkkk!!!!

based, not paced!

are (a) and (c) linked, Aries - just the pressure to perform caused a bit of a strain for us a few months ago.

I think a,b,c,d and e are all linked in this house too!! It's so hard for them not to be linked, isn't it.

I saw you were collywobbling while I was away Pisces, I'm glad you had a bash anyway (so to speak). FWIW, I was worried about having a newborn around exams, but actually the newborn bit was the easiest in some ways. The 9 month - 18 month bit was much harder. So all that to say - I'd say keep going; because the truth is you just don't know when it will be hard and easy. But even the hard bits are made worth it, if you get me, and they PASS.

ps yes thanks re tests. I am hoping the reason they've not rung is cos all was normal, I think he did say they'd only contact me if there was anything up. Although then obviously there might be more someone could do.

Mr Stew is making a bit of a palarva about having to gizz in a pot tomorrow. Well, he's not really but you get the impression It's A Big Deal. Which, seeing as I nearly died having his last baby and have already had to give BLOOD twice this time, you'd think a quick wank wouldn't be too muchos to askos, non?

Anyway. No menkul tonight (well, not from me, you can of course do whatever your lovely hearts desire!). Only rock and gin for me though.

Mention him all you want (well, you know within reason). He's beautiful and adorable.

You nearly ? Christ! What happened? I'm not just being nosey, honest.

Meant died. Now feel tasteless, ghoulish and horrible so tell me to fuck off if you'd rather. It's probably best, given the nature of our little group of chums here.

Ach no, no need to feel any of those things. In short, my uterus decided it wasn't playing anymore after the first 24 hours and decided to haemhorrage half my blood supply all over the place. It's all fine though. I looked like the Grim Reaper for about a month but at least I had an excuse! Apparently if I'd been tiny I'd have been in trouble. So occasionally being a troffer works out for ya, is the moral of dat story.

Truefax.

ps thankyou for the other compliment.

Now. Who wants some of this ginrock?

Can I just run in, meter out violence Kill-Bill-stylee then kiss you all slowly with tongues in steamy fashion? Okay then! Ooooh, me hip! I'll be over here fussing with my tartan knee blanket if anyone fancies some action

Cass, blood loss thang sounds grim Glad everything turned out a-ok. And it does give you a neat guilty trip to use for life

Aries-oninthesun (work with me here, folks), highlights sound spiffy. A few subtle lowlights here, a few sunkissed-looking strands there - GOWGUSS

Lycra - You're looking mighty purdy tonight, young lady

MeadyReal, hope you get the results soon, grrrrr.

Cunty is go? Am confused - I thought her birth plan was to cough discreetly and pluck the baby from her knickers whilst never paisong for breath in her conversation? Am going over to Deli to keep tabs on her

'paisong'? PAUSING.

'Shooting pains up her arse', squAriel? Not a pleasant thought. Glad to know that you and him indoors had boring unromantic theseks this month - definitely results in the diffment, but at least you won't have to make your future children vomit by going all starry eyed and romantic when you describe their conception...take the 'Protestant Work Ethic' approach..."we took no pleasure in it, but the job needed to be done"

Only joking of course...there is NO WAY that a meeting of two great beauties such as you and MrA could be anything BUT passionate and Mills and Boonish, surely (though perhaps that is just from the POV of your friendly neighbourhood Peeping Tom,

I just spat tea out then Cho. You iz a funny woman.

Awright, Cass? Holiday sounds lovely.

Ariel Drinking like a fish and staying up dead late = gin's plan. Worked. Where is gin? Haggles Am not wishing to stalk you but pliz to let know news re: bloods?

Meds Did you get blood test results? Couldn't work it out from your post.

Am also pacing the halls, keeping Scorp and Meds company while waiting for Cunty to cough delicately.

Getting bit worried about Gin now - pacing for her and Cunty.

Should we all pace in same direction like an army, or opposite like line dancers?